BEST & CHEAPEST LEAF-BLOWERS:
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| GIVES 17 HOURS CONTINUOUS BLASTING GET THE DISTRICT TO YOURSELF. |
THE ADOLF - 136 DECIBELS* FROM ONLY $120 (£99.90) - DIRTY, FILTHY DIESEL FUMES - BLASTS FOR 17 HOURS ON JUST ONE TANKFUL. *170 DB available on request.
CLEAR: The Adolf (Reg. Trademark) is guaranteed to enrage all neighbors within 200 yards. Whatever their defenses, Adolf blows ALL your leaf-litter and empty beer-cans, wrappers, even Cola bottles, through to next door's patch.
FLEA-FREE-SPRING: Adolf kills all ALIEN animals under its force-ten blast. All worms, chrysalis, Hibernating:- Bumble-Bees, ants, hedgehogs, ladybirds, butterflies, spiders, and all those creepy-crawlies you can't even see. Our unique KwickKil Vibrations gets them all. And Adolf scares off all those pooping noisy birds - for days.
FREEDOM: Adolf's unique directional sound blaster** (at least 136 DB) also helps the voluntary relocation (PC Approved) of nearby sick, elderly, diseased, demented and other undesirables who clutter up your district and clog up the roads and shopping aisles with their disabled scooters and Zimmers.
Our ***** FIVE STAR version is guaranteed to wake all babies - up to the age of 3 years - in a screaming fit: Payback for them disturbing your weekend TV Sports afternoons.
GET SOME PEACE ***EVEN BIGGER - Go to our website for details of THE JOSEF STALIN BLASTER; 180 DBs it clears the district up to a 1/2 mile radius. Terms Available.
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| TOO WEAK TO WIELD A RAKE? HATE PEOPLE? GET A LEAF BLOWER! |
All our blowers are approved and licensed by UK.Gov and by Oxford City and County Council Environmental offices for Urban Use. (WARNING - to prevent permanent deafness Ear Guards MUST be worn within 25 yards of Blowers).
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