Wednesday, 8 January 2014

$32 TRILLION TO COLLECT

8 January 2014 - Lest we forget. There is still $32 trillion illicitly hidden offshore in tax havens which could be collected. It includes 130,000 accounts in the British Virgin Islands. In the past 5 years, the UK's tax collectors have brought 3 cases against tax haven crooks and recovered almost nothing. David Cameron has reduced UK tax investigators to 5 people. It needs 500 tough, top, intelligent agents. The IRS has hardly done more to collect the trillions of dollars from their tax-haven criminals. This $32 trillion will pay-off every government deficit across the world. Go to it fellas.   


LETTER TO THE GUARDIAN 17 JAN 2014 - Miliband vows to fix ‘broken’ British banks – Guardian 17 Jan 14. Impose a 98% income tax rate, as in 1971*, on all incomes over £500K a year. Revealed: NSA gathers 200m texts a day – Guardian 17 Jan 14. Use the data to claw-back the $32 trillion (80 million jobs) in tax havens, starting with the 130,000 accounts uncovered in 2013 in the British Virgin Islands, to repay every national deficit. Davos must tackle global income gaps, says WEF – Guardian 17 Jan 14. Automation is replacing most jobs; share wealth via BIRTHRIGHT distributing capital and dividends to all youngsters. For God’s sake – stop yapping and get on with it.

Noel Hodson, Oxford

*Supertax - In 1971 the top-rate of income tax on earned income was cut to 75%. A surcharge of 15% on investment income kept the top rate on that income at 90%. In 1974 this cut was partly reversed, and the top rate on earned income raised to 83%. With the investment income surcharge this raised the top rate on investment income to 98%.

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First posted Thursday, 4 April 2013


TAX-EVASION-CAPITAL-FLIGHT


 
REFORM, REVOLT OR WAR?
OUR GOVERNMENTS WILL CHOOSE.
A REAL AND CLEAR GLOBAL DANGER.


Tax-evasion-capital-flight is a greater “Real and clear danger” to the world than is North Korea. It has bankrupted Greece and Cyprus, and is bankrupting SpainPortugal and Italy. It has drained the UKUSARussia and other major economies of working capital and threatens the global system. The OECD Paris 2010 estimate is of $21,000,000,000,000 (twenty-one-trillion dollars – 70 million jobs) stashed in tax-havens. The 2008/09 collapse of UK and USA banks cost $3 trillion of tax payers money; tax-haven funds increased by $3 trillion in the same period. This indicates that the losses, on which the banks claim tax-relief, are in fact back-to-back trades where money appears to be “lost” in Wall Street or London but reappears in dummy companies in tax-havens, controlled by the same persons.

The Guardian newspaper’s headline of 4th April 2013 is “Secrets of the rich who hide cash offshore” which includes business people at every level and senior government figures and some Finance Ministers; from many different countries. 

  New Rules on UK Tax-Avoidance  - Tax Avoidance is rescinded. 


4 April 2013

Guardian - The leak of 2m emails and other documents, mainly from the offshore haven of the British Virgin Islands (BVI), has the potential to cause a seismic shock worldwide to the booming offshore trade, with a former chief economist at McKinsey estimating that wealthy individuals may have as much as $32tn (£21tn) stashed in overseas havens.

DER SPEIGEL - An international network of journalists ICIJ has obtained some 2.5 million records from tax havens detailing shell companies, offshore accounts and dubious financial deals. The unprecedented leaks include the names of 130,000 people who at one time or other moved their money offshore.


CANADA - In what is believed to be one of the largest ever leaks of financial data, the Washington, D.C.-based International Consortium of Investigative Journalists has received nearly 30 years of data entries, emails and other confidential details from 10 offshore havens around the world. 
CBC News has partnered with the ICIJ over the last seven months to gain exclusive Canadian access to the information. Thirty-seven media outlets in 35 other countries are also involved. 


Revelations published on 4 April exposing a vast international web of tax evasion have come as a blessing for the European Commission. The fight against tax havens is one of the European Union executive’s top priorities, but it has complained that EU member states are dragging their feet on the issue.
The International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, based in Washington, has published an extensive list of public figures - diamond dealers from Antwerp, the treasurer of the 2012 French presidential campaign, as well as Indian, Georgian, Russian and Thai oligarchs, and funds collectors for the American Democratic party - who have carried out a total of around 2.5 million transactions (not necessarily illegal) in certain jurisdictions considered as tax havens, such as the Cayman Islands and the British Virgin Islands.

Australia - The innocent.

Russia - FROM CBC 4th April 13 - ...The company, Commonwealth Trust Limited or CTL,operated out of the British Virgin Islands, one of the most secretive jurisdictions in the shadowy world of offshore finance. Founded by Toronto millionaire Tom Ward, CTL's business was registering and administering new BVI corporations for a global clientele. While there's no evidence CTL or Ward actively participated in schemes to rob the Russian treasury, documents found amid a massive leak of financial records indicate that the company often failed to check who its real clients were and what they were up to — a practice that allowed the colossal fraud at the heart of the Magnitsky case to unfurl.

SILENT CHINA - What $32 trillion? Where? Hear no evil - See no evil - Speak no evil.

Financial Times 

The investigative magazine Private Eye, issue 1337, 3 April 2013, identifies major professionals previously involved in siphons to tax-havens, who are now embedded at the top of the UK’s anti-tax-fraud departments. The report cites Chairman of the board of HMRC (HM Revenue & Customs), Ian Barlow, ex-KPMG one of the world’s biggest tax-planners; – Commercial Secretary to George Osborne, The Chancellor of the Exchequer, Paul Deighton, ex-Goldman Sachs London chief; - and Chairman of the Pensions Regulator, Michael O’Higgins, ex-PA Consulting. Who appointed these financial engineers into positions of such power?

The global tax-evasion community has hundreds of “sleepers” embedded in nations’ tax collections systems to try to ensure that “tax-planning” works. A retired senior international corporate finance director assured me there is no conspiracy but said “They will never be able to trace the transactions”. I think he is out of touch with modern computing. After last month's Cyprus bank collapse, confiscating Greek and Russian tax-haven assets, would you trust the tiny Caribbean populations to guarantee your illegal hoard?

Previous Private Eye investigations cite a relationship between Dave Hartnett, ex-head of HMRC who personally “settled” several immense corporate tax bills at very low prices before scuttling into the private tax-planning sector, and Head of the National Audit Office, Amyas Morse – who, oddly, found nothing wrong with Dave’s Deals.

Three months ago, my Member of Parliament wrote to The Treasury asking if any elected or appointed persons in the UK government have off-shore companies or bank accounts. We await their findings. But, recent reports of major tax-evasion by senior French, Greek, USA, British, Russian, African, Chinese, Middle-Eastern, Pacific Rim and other regions’ executives – and of dentists, footballers, doctors, plumbers, pop-singers and all – demonstrate that the majority of “top” people evade tax on an unprecedented scale. The Lagarde List of 2059 Greek’s with secret accounts at HSBC Zurich confirms the extent of tax-evasion-capital-flight.

Fewer than 0.5% of the global population, 3.5 million, have hidden assets off-shore, most contravening tax-laws, – and are now on strike, unable or unwilling to invest in the world’s future. These few frightened selfish souls have to be re-educated into letting go of “their” money – or suffer the Cyprus Solution. Unemployed graduates and youngsters, the oppressed poor, and the majority 99.5% population, will not wait much longer before reacting with anger.  

The destructive race to the bottom of tax-rates that even major countries, such as Britain and America, have entered is wrecking the global economy and must be reversed. All the tax-haven funds (about70 tax-havens have been listed with their secrecy-ratings) must be repatriated to the economies from which the funds have been siphoned – and the $21 trillion invested in modern industries to give our children and our grandchildren jobs, to feed the starving, heal the sick and to set the world on course for a new era of unparalleled immense prosperity.

Friday, 3 January 2014

2014 - FORECASTS - HOT & COLD

WAR AND PEACE
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
JUSTICE SYSTEM
ELECTRONIC REVOLUTION
SPIRITUAL LEADERS
GLOBAL WARMING
GANGSTER ECONOMICS
GROWTH INDUSTRIES
SHRINKING INDUSTRIES

What will 2014 bring? As an alleged Futurist, as each New Year ticks into being and as my lifespan ticks towards its inescapable conclusion, I write a forecasting article. To date, these articles have been about what I imagine will come; some predictions have been quite accurate. But this year I am writing of what should happen - because I more and more realize that the future of the human race doesn't "happen" to us; we make it happen. We create our own future through our wise or stupid, conscious and unconscious actions. So let us try and make 2014 a great vintage year for mankind.

WAR AND PEACE - 2014 marks the centenary of The Great War - World War One; when Kaiser Wilhelm (Kaiser Bill) and his German pals attempted to rule Europe and Russia by force of arms. He was actually fighting his uncles, nephews, cousins and other relatives - all descended from Queen Victoria - who ruled Europe. It was a family matter (some say an incestuous family matter) - that incidentally sent millions of young men to their deaths, ushered in Spanish Flu, one of the worst pandemics ever, and marked the end of "soldiers' wars" that tried, but usually failed, to keep civilians out of it. All sane people, about 50.01% of the population, agree that war should be abolished. But the world is wracked by wars, large and small, all terrible, all destructive, all wasteful. What should happen is that all weapons of war should be confiscated and all warmongers committed to mental asylums at the earliest signs of psychopathic mental instability. But, as one man's terrorist is another's freedom fighter, we must first create social justice and fair wealth distribution to deprive the handful of insane vicious leaders of their revolutionary mob enraging arguments. We have to abolish gangster-economics wherever and however subtly it rears its ugly head. This requires intelligent cooperation and world government. The insane are solitary, paranoid and disorganized; the sane should insist. In the meantime - global mass media reveals the enviable lives of the perfumed overweight HAVES to the massed ranks of the unwashed undernourished HAVE NOTS - so wars will continue to escalate through 2014. 

FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND INFORMATION - Laurie Penny, an editor of The New Statesman, writes today 3 Jan 2014 in The Guardian that "Cameron's 'porn' filter is a mask for censorship creep". She succinctly scotches the tired old government excuses, trotted out by regimes such as North Korea, the USA, China and the UK for controlling all internet content. I have often written over the years about the many attempts by well meaning politicians, moralists, medics, religionists, control-freaks and all sorts of other freaks to censor the internet. So far they have failed - as they must. Prime Minister David Cameron's anti-wanking /masturbating /Sin of Onan, anti-pedophile and anti-terrorist filters to be imposed in 2014 by teams of politically selected puritans at BT, which ultimately controls all UK internet access, will frustrate the lawful (if sinful) browsing of about 100% of sexually active males and 70% of sexually active females - including Members of The House of Commons and The House of Lords - according to reliable statistics from the past 20 years. As an unpublicized aside, the filters will also block film and music piracy and no doubt all sorts of valuable copyright, education videos, Blue is the Warmest Colour, politically incorrect satire and of course all state secrets will follow. Bang goes the Freedom of Information Act. Will it work? No of course not. As BT intrudes into the internet lives of 62 million citizens, the majority will quit the BT networks and find uncensored Service Providers to link them to the New Free Internet. The UK government once controlled what their 'subjects' (we are subjects not citizens) could listen to on the BBC Radio. Immediately pirate offshore wireless broadcasters, such as Radio Caroline anchored in the North Sea, to broadcast unsuitable, unlicensed content to the morally degenerate British youths. Cameron's Thought Police Laws will break BT's monopoly and usher in the new era of European wireless connections and the New Free Internet. In the meantime, all Onan-wracked, purblind and partially deaf Brits will have to write to Mr Cameron at 10 Downing Street "Please Sir, Can I look at some government approved dirty pictures on the internet this evening?"

JUSTICE AND FAIRNESS - Most courts, judges and lawyers are bastions and arms of the entrenched government and dispense justice accordingly. Most conduct cases extremely slowly, taking years over what could be concluded in a few days. Some see these extraordinary time delays as a necessary pause for wise justice to be asserted over knee-jerk revenge and retribution. Others see the delays as months and years when deals are done, witnesses are leaned on and evidence is fixed, confounding justice and serving the powerful. In a reasonably fair, reasonable democracy - both these views have some truth in them. In insane and crooked dictatorships, the delays are indeed to enable fixes - directives by the regime - to be imposed. However, with cameras allowed into courts, and maybe, who knows, into police stations, the main reason for delays will be be more and more evident; court systems are chronically inefficient and desperately old fashioned. A crime such as false accounting in a large organisation, say stealing $1 million, is not as complicated as the (usually freed) defendants pretend. Such major attacks on and robberies from society can be easily summarized - we now have machines called computers that run EXCEL - and put to a jury. Most such cases take a few weeks of clerical work - not years. As with all backlogged professional services - the courts need more lawyers and judges; even if, heaven forfend, larger numbers mean lower fees. 2014 should see rapid progress of all crimes and misdemeanors and equally rapid, public dispensing of justice. The big thieves and rogues will be more justly harassed in 2014.

ELECTRONIC REVOLUTION - The electronic and mass communications revolution which dates from about 1985, when ISDN Lines, Microchips and Desktop personal computers swept the IBM Golfball typewriter and tethered Dictaphone into the museum, continues apace. Now led by that miracle of technology and miniaturization, the globally available mobile or cell phone. I think that most common devices - TV's, radios, telephones, cell-phones, desk-tops, laptops, IPads, IPods, touchscreens, games-consols, are rapidly converging - and within  a few years they will be like the motor car is now - offering a common, easy to know, easy to use global user-interface. The manufacturers and software writers are rapidly inventing and making every possible option to please every possible user and quite soon the users will decide what options they really need and want. Then 90% of the controls and software will be compatible across the board and be locked down. Office Suites will be printed onto chips and have little need to rapidly evolve. Users will take the devices so much for granted that we will forget we are using them. A 1980's survey of machines at home by Media Professor, Roger Silverstone, found 90% of respondents forgot to list the telephone; it was so much part of the furniture. So it will be with today's screens and tools and games - even when they produce 3D images. The novelty will start to wear thin in 2014. But the availability will continue to spread like wildfire. Most new devices will be wireless. Companies that try to lock in and restrict their customers (see Censorship above) will go the way of the UK's once cutting edge now dead computer industry - ICL and Sir Clive Sinclair. Companies that copy all our data to government agencies will rapidly die as customers circumvent them.

SPIRITUAL LEADERSHIP - The world needs a spiritual vision, more today than it has ever done - and for the past 200 years such visions have been silenced by the onslaught of science, consumerism and monetarism. Today we have a glimmer of hope in the emergence of Pope Francis and Archbishop Welby - both intelligent, thoughtful and perhaps ethical world leaders. However - they both have massive inertia in their own ranks to overcome - misogyny, sexual bullying, conservatism, prejudice and superstition are rife in the ranks and threaten their organisations. What the organised religions should do is to offer financial services, banks and currencies - on an ethical basis. They have been sitting on the fence, in the pockets of the establishment for too many centuries. If they don't engage in the heart of their communities - they will die of irrelevance.



FEELING CHILLY IN NEW YORK?
IN FAHRENHEIT OR CENTIGRADE
IT IS DAMN COLD

GLOBAL WARMING & PANDEMIC - I write about this a lot. My two novels spell out the course of global warming - my e-book Out of the Depths (see right margin) accurately predicts today's bitter weather in New York and London as ice caps melt. There is no doubt at all that the ice-caps are melting. I don't think the meltdown can be reversed. But will governments take any action before the flood waters are washing across their government offices floors? Probably not. This dereliction of duty will see the end of government as we have known it. As the sea displaces 5 billion of us from the coastal margins, supply lines will be cut, (why oh why won't they bury electricity cables?) food will be in short supply and illnesses will thrive. Coincidentally - The End of The World is Nigh - The End of The Present World Order - is deemed by some sects to have have commenced in 1914, so 100 years on is a special centenary for doom laden bibliophile prophets. Move to higher ground (and move your money onshore). When? I don't know. You can judge as well as I can how long it takes an ice cube to melt. The North and South Pole ice cubes will add 300 feet to sea level. UK government is cutting 1,500 jobs from flood protection agencies in 2014. Doh!

NB - Melting ice absorbs energy and heat in the process - reducing temperatures around the ice. The massive ice-mountains in Greenland and Antarctica are cooling the air as they meltdown from Global Warming - contributing to extreme weather events. It is counter-intuitive but the extreme cold in the US Midwest doesn't mean that global warming has reversed.


MEANWHILE IT IS TOO DAMN HOT IN AUSTRALIA TODAY... "A major feature of the [latest] heatwave was the very large margin by which some records were broken, particularly in northern New South Wales," the bureau said.

"At Narrabri [in NSW], the 47.8 degrees observed on 3 January surpassed the previous record by 3.6 degrees, the largest such margin at any Australian location with 40 or more years of data."
Read more:  The Sydney Morning Herald



FROM GANGSTER ECONOMICS TO SANE ECONOMICS - All economies are still run by favored gangs of bankers, industrialists and public servants, fronted by political parties. So, at each change of government the taxation, budgets and expenditure are reallocated to fill the pockets of the newcomers and pitch the old guard into the exterior darkness - where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. These money grabs are very costly for the 99% of taxpayers who have to cough up. About 5% of the working population work in financial services "The Money-Economy" which is a ridiculously high cost for bookkeeping - and the regular crashing of the system through bookkeeping errors. Why we allow a bunch of spivs and crooks to print our money and control its distribution is a mystery. What needs to happen is world government, a world currency and the whole money economy run on a couple of powerful laptops. This will save the UK for example about £60 billion a year - and prevent the regular decimation and misdirection of people's savings. Politics will start to move away from gangs and refocus on issues. 2014 will be the beginning of the end for party politics and the beginning of mass referendums to agree new public policies. The budgets will follow sane policies not bent politicians. 

GROWTH INDUSTRIES - Education, education and education. The internet is a great, unprecedented, ever growing  river of information. We all have access to it (David Cameron aside) but we need to be able to utilize it. Data will have to be ranked, collated, categorized, analyzed, evaluated - and then applied to the human race and our planet. This is the next great work. All the new things we will be enabled to do will require energy - unlimited energy. We have access to geo-thermal, wind, solar, wave, ocean current, tidal and hydro-electric - and eventually to planetary movement energy; more clean energy than we will ever need. There will be existing growing and new industries starting in 2014 to harness the energy for the world. New clean transport systems will installed. As more nations realize that most liquidity has been hidden in tax-havens, they will do more printing of money to compensate - and will invest the new money in refreshing their infrastructure. Invest in civil engineering, building and all that follows from it.

SHRINKING INDUSTRIES - Dirty energy will be phased out. Most primary and factory goods will be further automated - requiring computer and automation engineers. Most distribution, including food, will be automated, requiring far fewer people. We will have to find new ways of including people in the money economy via wealth sharing. Internet shopping is outpacing high street stores. Amazon and E-Bay are racing into the lead - so fixed stores, shopping malls etc will continue to decline, as will office blocks as telecommuting and virtual presence grows. There will be less freight and commuter transport. Consumers are becoming bored with endless updates of the same old stuff - so sales will decline as everyone has - or can have - everything. Move on to more intelligent design and media content. 2014 will be a major change year in goods and services. 

CONCLUSION - I think 2014 will be a year that brings deep and substantive change to mankind and heads us towards World Government and intelligent cooperation. 

Monday, 30 December 2013

WANT, IGNORANCE, FEAR & GREED.

PROTECT SOLID VICTORIAN VALUES.
WHERE WILL SOCIETY FIND CHILD
PROSTITUTES TO ABUSE, IF ALL CHILDREN
ARE RESCUED FROM POVERTY?
27 DEC 2013.

The anger about politics revealed by polls (Fury with MPs is main reason for not voting – Guardian 27 DEC 13), mirrors Chris Huhne’s alleged war between young and old, and has the same root cause. 

We, the timorous, compliant 99%, are excluded by the 1% from massive vital capital investment locked in tax-havens by sociopathic tax evaders, who include most of the political class – who have frozen the economy and insist on austerity to protect the value of their “free market” capital. 

We, the older established craven mini-capitalists who own what is left of UK, EU and USA assets, hang on and lack the good manners to die after 3 score years and ten, and to bequeath our modest wealth to more vigorous citizens. We are neurotically risk averse and collude with the freeze by locking out the next generations. Most young people can only join the money-economy by “earning” a wage, authorized by us and our political servants. Most wages are worth half what they were 30 years ago, so we deny our children and grandchildren a solid foothold; deny them a valid place in the economy. 

The major and minor owners of the world have created a risk free old-folk's home and have paralyzed the entire planet. The wealth gap, unprecedented since the days of the French and Russian Revolutions, with 50% or more youth unemployment create a very dangerous climate. We MUST distribute wealth. 

Change the system by breaking open the tax-havens (NSA and GCHQ have all the data) and by investing the trillions of hidden funds in high-tech industries, to be manned and owned by younger people. Or we can lurk, terrified, in our hot pink retirement homes and wait to be overwhelmed by furious revolution.

(Mr) Noel Hodson
16 Brookside, OXFORD,

Friday, 6 December 2013

END OF THE WORLD? GREAT CHRISTMAS READING


Two great novels to download for Christmas. First frighten yourself with the chaos and terror of global flooding; coming NOW ! Then reassure yourself and the human race that it will all turn out OK in the Utopian Future. Both are gripping and romantic tales that you won't be able to put down. Most readers hide away from family, friends and all interruptions and read from cover to cover in one session - or on an airline flight. All the heroines and heroes are real people - we apologize for any similarity to fictional characters. 

And the factual bases are realistic. These things will come to pass. Treat yourself to a truly good read. 


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OUT OF THE DEPTHS by Noel Hodson


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Chapter One – London 2008


“Fifty years ago, most of the glaciers we looked at were slowly growing in length but since then this pattern has changed. In the last five years the majority were actually shrinking rapidly.” Scientists estimate the glaciers are losing 250 cubic kilometres of ice to the seas each year – about 60% more than they gained through snowfall.  British Antarctic Survey report – 22 April 2005.

On the late afternoon low tide Alice slid her kayak into Hans Place, just behind Harrods, lifted the paddle from the dark, swirling waters, drifted to a half submerged first-floor window, floating twenty feet above street-level, checked as she always did that the darkened room behind the glass was abandoned and empty of decaying corpses and their unquiet ghosts, clung onto the window struts under the wide dark-red brick lintel, where she all but disappeared from view, stopped breathing – and listened.

Alice Whitaker was now turned nineteen. And although she had the best of everything that she had ever wanted or in her wildest shop-a-holic  fantasies, had ever dreamed of having, after three years of creeping inundation and recurrent plagues, Alice’s face, and her character, had changed from being outgoing, confident, innocent and in full bloom to being pale, set, paranoid and wary. She wore her fair hair tied up tightly into a top-knot and pony tail, not for the pleasing appearance it gave but to lift the hair clear of her ears – ‘all the better to hear you with, my Dear’ – and out of her eyes – ‘all the better to see you with, my Dear’. Survival depended on being always alert.

The tide was on the turn and grey-brown, threatening water was already pouring inwards, rushing through broken windows, along alleyways and narrow streets, and surging dangerously around corners of buildings, lampposts and pillars. Alice bobbed in her camouflaged double-handed Aluet Sea 11 kayak and clung on. After a long, long silence, while her ears heard nothing but the water slapping against stonework and cries of gulls scudding high in the grey skies above the sheltering canyon, she whispered into a walkie-talkie handset, billed on its convincingly hi-tech, shiny designer box as “Spy-Con - Inexhaustible Battery and Wind-Up-Power. Range Two Kilometres – Defies interception as it auto-cycles through Four-Thousand wave bands per minute. Privacy Guaranteed” and, as she whispered into the very expensive mouthpiece, her privacy and her transmission were, despite the promise on the box, breached and intercepted.

“I’m coming in…” she whispered, “…OK?”

“OK” confirmed a husky reply – also whispering.

High above the water with views over much of London, in the Executive Suite and Restaurant of the two-hundred-and-forty-foot, seventy-five-metres high Post Office Tower, latterly BT Tower, on Cleveland Street, south of the Marylebone Road; an ordered chaos of electronic telecoms boxes nested in a bewildering maze of wires and fed signals from near and far into recording equipment and, of particular threat to Alice’s preference for secrecy, into the headphones of one of several middle aged men who bent tensely over a control panel – and listened with fierce concentration to Alice’s “Privacy Guaranteed” conversation.

Chapter Two – Waving or Drowning


Mount Kilimanjaro, (Kilima Njaro, Shining Peak) at 5,895 metres (19,340 feet) Africa’s tallest mountain, has lost its famous snow cap. Fifteen years earlier than the most pessimistic global-warming forecasts, the volcanic tip of the mountain is visible for the first time in 11,000 years, testifying to the devastating speed of climate change.  G8 Energy and Environment Summit, London, March 2005.

Avian Flu found in migrating geese. Tens of thousands of birds that could be carrying the H5N1 avian influenza virus are due to leave the reserve…” The Guardian Thursday July 7 2005.

Three years earlier, on government advice which in turn the government obtained from the very best scientific authorities, the population of central London, North and South of the river, had stayed put when the waters rose and spilled over the Embankment in the Spring Tides.

About two million souls,  including Alice, hopeful, dark-eyed, slim, pretty, seventeen and dating, and her family among them; all imbued with the same stubborn and stoical spirit as the people of the London Blitz, humming Land of Hope and Glory and appropriate sea-shanties, simply decamped from their ground floors, abandoned their cellars, delicately ignored the politely named ‘reflux’ that washed back up the lower lying lavatory pans, basins and bathtubs, donned waders to go shopping, rescued what precious belongings they could, watched the filthy waters rise and invade their buildings and then, with their families and household pets, moved upstairs.

“Protect your property from looters.” Was the sensible and sound advice issued by London’s Emergency Services Council, in turn taking their advice from HM Government, which in turn relied heavily, as they often repeated, on the best available scientific advice, “You may be uncomfortable for a few days; but don’t lose a lifetime’s assets for want of a few days of vigilance.” Nobody could be sure that their Household Contents Insurance would remain valid if they ignored the government’s advice – and so they stayed - for the duration.

The duration was far longer than Londoners expected. At high tide The Thames rose several feet above the pavements in Parliament Square, flooded Guy Fawke’s cellars under The Palace of Westminster and, nudging forwards a margin of mostly unmentionable flotsam and jetsam, it crept up Whitehall, made a left into Downing Street where Number 10 was protected by the very latest home-flood barrier, and, after spilling ten feet deep at the end of the street down into Horse Guards Parade, it edged up Whitehall towards Nelson, the greatest of all English Admirals, who had been raised high enough to ignore the mess which had been advancing for some weeks in his direction and who could therefore turn a blind eye to it with haughty disdain.

The salty tidal waters rose and fell twice a day, the tides flushed out the sewer rats and all the other sewer contents and, over several weeks, the sea sank deep into the ground, down through fissures and abandoned pipes to pollute the famous artesian wells that had reliably supplied the city with fresh water for more than two thousand years.

But as the tap water became bitter and diseased, Lady Porter and Lord Sainsbury showed their true metal, buried their political differences, rose nobly to the occasion and directed vast supplies of bottled water from Tesco’s and Sainsbury’s supermarkets respectively, discreetly charged at only ten times the usual price, to the stricken areas below and East of Teddington Lock. From the west the Thames above the lock still flowed with fresh-water which was piped, in rapidly laid yellow plastic mains, to cleaning and pumping stations above the shore line in Chelsea, which in turn supplied the affected buildings. 

The North Sea - during the Easter Spring Solstice, when the Sun and the Moon line up to tug in tandem at the Earth and lift the mighty oceans into a higher than usual bulge - had flooded up the river estuary, unobtrusively flowed across the Swanscombe and the West Thurrock Marshes and had spilled down into the Dartford Tunnel – fortunately at night when there were no gridlocks of queuing vehicles – then swamped the Dartford Marshes and flooded up the River Darent to Dartford town. Some seventy thousand homes between Dartford and Eltham awoke to find their feet in freezing cold salty water, with human waste floating on the surface. And most of the brave inhabitants, as advised, stayed put.

That same night The Woolwich Ferry had found its slipway and jetty was suddenly twenty feet below water and was unable to dock on either side of the river. City Airport and the Royal Docks became part of the Thames as did New Charlton – and the North Sea flowed effortlessly around the Thames Barrier. The Blackwall Tunnel was flooded through its airshafts – again, Thanks Be to God, without anyone being trapped inside under the water – and Bow Creek expanded from being an interesting narrow channel into a broad, unpredictable, swirling, dangerous tidal surge. Canary Wharf, and other fabulous high rise office buildings on the Isle of Dogs, at sunrise found that they had no island to stand on, and were ankle deep in the sea.

With the dawn of the next day, joy riders packed the Overhead Light Railway to Docklands from Minories at the edge of The City just for the novelty of seeing the sea below them, sweeping past the rails’ pillars and supports as the tide inexorably advanced on London Town. The Cutty Sark at Greenwich was disgraced when, as the North Sea liberated the famous ship from its dry dock on a mighty swell, it failed to float for more than a few minutes and sank back, elderly and incontinent, to its tourist geared mooring  with water flooding over its decks and up its wooden masts. The first single-handed, world circumnavigating yacht, Gypsy Moth, in contrast, bobbed happily about on the choppy surface like a puppy let out to play.

The sea had flowed to the north up the Lea Valley and tens of thousands more homes were marooned. River Police and local boating clubs rushed to aid the families and carry them to higher ground. Wapping and Shad Thames, long the favoured film location for Jack the Ripper movies, went underwater. But it was south London that suffered more than the higher north side. The Elephant and Castle traffic gyratory system became a large boating pool to the joy of Alice’s younger brother Alex and hundreds of other teenaged school children who, oblivious to the dangers, brought rubber boats, home-made rafts and every sort of vessel to play with, making a welcome improvement to the built landscape, and the whole area back to the river was inundated.

New Concordia Wharf on Jacobs Creek and Joseph Conran’s huge Butlers Wharf development, taking in the old brewery by Tower Bridge, had been surprised by tidal flows twenty feet higher than the previous records, which reached high over the puddle-clay skirts, which had kept the submerged basements of those early Victorian masterpieces in baked bricks completely dry for nearly two centuries. The ground floor apartments were soaked, the basements filled and many of the occupants were forced to go out for lunch to expensive restaurants – also as it happened - owned by Joseph Conran.  While on the north bank at the other end of Tower Bridge, The City stood proud of the first floods and, apart from the Traitor’s Gate in the Bloody Tower being overwhelmed, had looked down with effortless superiority upon the plight of its poor south bank cousins. 

But, higher up the River Thames at the royal end of London, in the Boroughs where the Royal Court had first settled in an uneasy truce with the wealthy and fiercely independent City, at Westminster and along the Victoria Embankment, it was the north bank that the North Sea had first breached, before it leaked along the southern walk and into the National Theatre and the Royal Festival Hall, swamping the electric drives of the Millennium Wheel and stranding people who had been curious and brave enough to want to go up aloft in the Wheel’s observation cars to view the scene of creeping and insidious devastation for themselves. They were eventually rescued by Royal Engineers with back-up from Royal Air Force helicopters.  It was estimated that more than seventy-thousand more homes, mostly in Pimlico, Lambeth and Battersea had been flooded to a depth of up to four feet on their ground floors – obliging residents to move up to the next floor.

Chapter Three – Elixir


From studies of 35,000 post-menopausal women in Iowa, 58,000 men and 62,000 women in the Netherlands and many other studies, drinking tea, green tea and black tea, apart from being refreshing, is thought to protect against cancer, arthritis, heart disease, high cholesterol, Crohn’s disease, multiple sclerosis, malaria and sepsis. The English have been drinking tea for 350 years. The Chinese and Japanese have imbibed tea for two-thousand years. A British economist in 1790 lamented that tea was replacing beer as the national drink for the peasantry. “Take two lean hogs” he wrote, “and feed one on home brewed barley beer and the other on tea. The beer fed hog will thrive and get fat; the tea fed hog will wither and die.” He predicted that the fashion for tea would bring the end of the British Empire.  Internet fragments 2001.


As evening faded into night, Alice slipped her kayak away from the tall terraces in Hans Place, crossed the baffling waves and counter-currents in the narrow street and slid into the deeper shadows of an unpromising looking yard at the rear of Harrods. The walls, climbing a hundred feet above her, punctuated by dull red, solid iron doors, were tiled with white glazed, tired and cracked tiles, carrying runs of metal fire-escapes, polished air conditioning and boiler chimneys and water and electricity conduits.  ....

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AFTER GLOBAL WARMING.
By Noel Hodson. ISBN 1-4137-6870-9. 
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Chapter 1 - Cold Comfort


The last thing Sebastian Huggins felt, immediately before he fell in love with the most beautiful woman in the Universe, was very, very cold. 

Cold because Concorde, complete with its precious cargo of privileged New Years Eve revellers, landed not at Heathrow on the First of January 2000 AD as planned but due to a freak accident with a magnum of champagne and its metal bound cork, it landed in a deep crevasse, a cavern of blue and white ice, in the unforgiving Polar Ice Cap. 

The valiantly heroic efforts of the flight crew, from keen eyed, sun bronzed pilots through to svelte, polite stewards, had slowed the supersonic flight, reassured the passengers, levelled out the serene wings and sculpted belly and brought the beautiful aircraft into the longest ice slide in history, shedding wings, tail and wheels before plunging deep into the icy chasm, yawning unexpectedly at the end of the impromptu runway.  The shrieking fuselage, the shock of the impact and the quick blast of a fuel tank exploding brought tons of rocks, icy water and packed snow down on the plane in a frenzied avalanche of steam and spray, which froze within minutes locking the capsule and the passengers deep within the ice, where they disappeared from all human knowledge; for a long, long time.

The Polar Ice winced, crackled in hoary complaint at the invasion by the foolish, briefly warm tube of mammals, then burped up a few spouts of residual steam before grumbling back into a dark, timeless coma.    

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Days passed, and the intrepid, dogged searchers gave up their intrepid dogged searching and went back to their own humdrum lives; shaking their anorak enveloped heads in disbelief that something so large, so sophisticated and so expensive could vanish so completely - complete with its payload of disgruntled movers and shakers, who, had they had the facilities to instruct their lawyers from their inconvenient new location, would have sued the airline for everything it owned; right down to the last roasted, salted cashew nut. 

Weeks passed and the newspapers reduced the column size to two miserable inches, tucked away at the bottom right hand corner of page five. Months passed and grieving relatives held funerals and glorious memorial services before making a brisk businesslike visit to the readings of the wills. After all - life must go on. Flowers were dropped from helicopters onto the incommunicative ice, near where the tail had been found, which was many, many miles from where the sleek body of that supersonic aircraft now lay stilled, immobile for ever, and deathly silent. 

Years passed, while the insurance companies resisted claims in the USA, Britain and the European Courts on the grounds of habeas corpus. As one forthright American insurance assessor succinctly put it, while Lloyds of London (1999) Limited distanced themselves from his style but embraced whole-heartedly the spirit of his message; "no stiffs - no loot". Decades passed, and the disappearance of flight BA-Concorde-2000-AD passed into the legendary literature of Ghost Ships, Pyramid Builders, Bermuda Triangles and Alien Abductions – and became a symbol of all things weird and wonderful in aeronautics. 

A century passed, and the insurance companies after carefully deducting a not unreasonable annual management fee, paid up; on the grounds that they accepted the passengers had not returned to their families, had not been discovered alive and well and living in South America and were, on actuarial statistical grounds alone, after one hundred years, in all probability, fully dead.  Sebastian Huggins, one of the privileged passengers, was not dead however and was not aware of time passing, but, though he mercifully did not know it, he was extremely cold.  More centuries passed.

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Sebastian's first feelings, as awareness returned, and before he fell in love, were dominated by the most gigantic, excruciating, intrusive and overwhelming attack of pins and needles any soul in torment ever had to suffer.  He whimpered with self-pity. He writhed with discomfort. He tingled with distress. There was nowhere to put the afflicted limbs and divorce them from himself until the attack subsided. He was the afflicted limb. It was all pervasive. It was universal.  It was the whole of existence. And it was torture. 

But he did feel warmer. The miracle was that he felt at all.

Gradually the pins melted into the needles and transformed into a deep hot pulse. Minute electrical impulses flashed through billions of little grey cells that had been in the OFF position; awareness gradually returned and peeked out timidly at the brave new world they were about to experience.

Chapter 2 - Fat of the Land


From his very foreign, deeply unsettling, but strangely comfortable magnetic-flotation bed, a very large and, as he still believed, a seriously wealthy, American male of the genus homo-sapiens, circa 1955, extended one of his ponderous arms and with his heavy fingers bashed neurotically at the keyboard set into his bedside table to summon another ten Big-Macs-with-Fries and a side Coke to add to the immense pile of fast food that was rapidly filling his floor. Joseph Sigmund Hanson the Third, President and owner of the $1.7 billion Buttermill Corporation, as he still liked to believe, was upset and disoriented. And when he was upset he needed to eat and to be reassured that he could continue to eat for as long as it took to console him. In this crazy place, that did not use money, he had been assured that the computerised hole in the wall would deliver any goods he wanted be it food, clothes, jewellery, a car, a plane or an ocean going yacht making him, in effect, as wealthy as he had ever been – but crucially, without money. 

There were many unaccustomed and upsetting things that he currently chose to ignore but the information, that he most urgently needed not to believe, was that this very modern institution functioned without money, and that therefore he, the 140th richest man in the world, as he desperately had to continue to believe, was no richer (nor poorer) than any other citizen and that despite the loss of his wealth, power and position in society he could still order anything he wanted, and was therefore logically (he had a powerful urge to ram their damn logic up their neat, corked up, athletic little fundaments) as wealthy as he had ever been – and so was everybody else, he either had to reject, test to destruction or risk a complete mental breakdown.  He had selected the second option, unconsciously linked it to his need for comfort food, and was demanding burgers, chips and sweet beverages by the minute. So far the computer had smoothly and quickly brought him everything he asked for.

The instant and continuous response from the computer that, after some initial confusion to sort out exactly what he wanted, was currently flooding his room with delicious and high quality food, did nothing however to allay his huge anxiety. As he punched the key-pad automatically and repetitively and as sumptuous food soundlessly appeared in the panel at his every command, his psyche writhed in un-assuaged torment as his universal paradigm, the very essence of his identity and self-knowledge, soundly based on his unquestioned assumptions about the permanence of capital, wealth and the American way of life, crumbled around his faltering ego.

Another part of his unconscious mind knew there was no need to keep on punching in the computer codes to instruct it to deliver Big-Macs-with-fries. But he absolutely refused to enter into a dialogue with the goddamn computer, because in his real world, in the real world, computers could not hold chatty conversations with homo-sapiens circa 1955 and he urgently needed, or his sanity needed, to hang on to that fact.

Chapter 3 - The most beautiful woman in the World.


Sebastian opened his eyes experimentally, subconsciously aware that an uncountable amount of time had elapsed for which he had no memory.  He took in a high-tech, silvered room where he was lying on a gadget festooned, high-tech bed.  Tubes snaked around him and stuck to various sensitive bits of him - but stopped at his integument. Nothing pierced his skin. Nothing invaded his physical boundary, yet somehow they brought vital fluids and soothing pharmacological balms which washed him gently back to life.  Sitting by him, leaning over him and perilously close to him was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.  Her delicate face was radiant with warmth, interest and intelligence. Her interest was in him; Sebastian was the recipient and subject of the most powerful personal interest he had ever known. Even his mother, when available between social events, had bottle-fed him at arms length, to avoid any infantile incidents or leakage, usually watching television or reading Vogue Magazine;  her attention not directed at the somewhat wrinkly and compressed little fruit of her womb - an unfortunate child – as she described him, with some maternal warmth and even pride, to her friends.

 But the vision looking down at him now was absorbed in his every breath, his slightest movement, the tone of his skin and hair.  Her own skin bloomed with health and exuded subtle exquisite perfumes. Her hair swayed in the strong lights and shone with a vigour only previously achieved in twentieth century advertising studios. Her large grey eyes twinkled in the lights as they studied him with wit, humour and compassion. The diamond in the centre of her forehead glowed with inner life and glittered and scintillated with immeasurable value. She was totally alert yet completely relaxed.  Her body was slim, athletic and strong.  Her breasts were perfectly formed and, to the excusable victim of what Sebastian could safely assume would turn out, when full memory returned, to have been a terrifying ordeal, they looked accessible and comforting to touch.  But he constrained himself, gasped, and almost swooned back into unconsciousness. 

Sebastian was lost in her ambience.  This was the only moment in the entire adventure when he believed he was dead and in heaven.  If he wasn't dead, he wanted desperately to die for her. And he was dumbstruck.  His fascinatingly interesting lips fell open incontinently and he gasped a little more.  The vision spoke.

"Mr Huggins. Are you with us? ...I'm Doctor Eloise Le Friac, your Unit Leader. Do not be afraid. You've been asleep for five hundred years and you are now safe in my care". 

Sebastian Huggins was not, in his professional life, a man of few words. In fact, as a serious political journalist and economist he was a man of many words; friends might say far too many words on far too many subjects, but his words failed him now as he absorbed this altogether delicious message.  Safe in her care fulfilled his every desire. If he had been able to re-write the script, as he did with sweeping imagination and little regard for accuracy in his memoirs, he would definitely not have said what he is about to say. He would, had he rehearsed the moment, have composed something quotable, as he later remembered he probably had, to mark this historic and unique occasion. But his very real excuse for being less than original was that his brain had just a few moments earlier been defrosted, warmed to room temperature and drained of accumulated waste products after an unremitting five hundred years in deep freeze. 

"Where am I?" he heard himself say with crashing and dramatically disappointing predictability. The next completely embarrassing thing he did was to feel not only the deepest, abiding, undying love for the angel bending over him but to realise to his eternal shame that his genes had seized the opportunity to make an early bid for their immortality. His genes stimulated his creative male instincts; which were boldly, some would say nobly, rising to the challenge, covered only by a thin if ultra-warm indestructible sheet.  He rapidly bent his legs and made an all encompassing tent. He went pink all over.

A stage whisper intruded from over her head "How very intriguing. He's immediately cathected with Eloise and would mate with her". Another voice came from above "A marvellous example of the life-force asserting itself - in the first few minutes. This is a most interesting project" it whispered excitedly.         
   
"Mr Huggins".  The vision leaned nearer to him, when Health & Safety officers might have advised a rapid move in the opposite direction. And she crooned softly and intimately in his burning ear, "You're safe and well but we are intruding on your privacy. We will withdraw and return when you are composed."

"No - don't go." cried Sebastian, reaching out to catch her divine wrist, but to his everlasting regret, his hand caught nothing. His hand went through her arm and hit the metallic bedside, sending a cascade of delayed pins and needles coruscating up his lonely arm.

"Mr Huggins. I'm not present. We are communicating by enhanced 3-D laser projection. I assure you I will return in ten minutes. In the meantime, be assured of your absolute privacy."  As she and her chair dissolved, to his distress, before his eyes, she turned her exquisite head on her exquisite neck and spoke to the ceiling "Computer - priority need.  Mr Sebastian Huggins, guest status Angel Gabriel City, needs clothing".  A computer voice responded, "Understood. 5 minutes 46 seconds".

Precisely 5 minutes and 46 seconds later a panel of warm, metallic looking material sighed gently open in the wall nearest his bed and a twenty-sixth century jump suit complete with undergarments, exactly tailored to Sebastian's measurements, appeared as a soothing computer voice murmured "Your clothes Mr Huggins", before discretely switching itself off.

Dressed and more in command of himself, Sebastian creaked around the room on muscles, bones and sinews which had not moved for half a millennium. He reflected that he was born into a new world, with nothing. He was naked, or just had been, penniless and alone. And he didn't have his spectacles. On further reflection he felt fine. In fact he felt great and he felt famous - which indeed he was. As the Rip-Van-Winkle of this brave new world he had become, without the least effort on his part, a celebrity.  His economist mind triggered daydreams of the chat-show fees he would command, of the royalties from his best selling book, of the speaking engagements he would tour - at ever increasing fees. The film of the book, or perhaps the book of the film would earn a fortune - and he was deeply in love. Plummeting in an air-crash and freezing nearly to death wasn't all bad, he mused - if you were rescued by an angel. As this thought flitted through his mind he glanced out of the window and buckled at the knees as terrifying vertigo struck him to the floor.

Hanging onto the window-sill for dear life and trembling uncontrollably, Sebastian levered himself up, parked his nose on the sill and peered out cautiously. It was not just the towering height of the building that made him reel; he could see down twenty, thirty, forty stories and he could sense the building carrying on upwards and upwards above his head; but he'd been in tall buildings before; it was the indisputable fact that where the building stopped, where the ground floor clearly was, there was no ground to rest that floor upon.  The ground, which his unnerved stomach and absented courage suddenly yearned for, was a long, long way below the ground floor.  So far below as to be hazy and indistinct and, even as he managed to force his timorous gaze down and down to focus on it - it wasn’t even ground - it was water.  If anyone were to walk out at ground floor level they would simply drop a long, long way, - down - accelerating at fifteen feet per second per second until the physical laws of air resistance forbade any greater speed and the ground, or rather the water, was inevitably, conclusively, finally and fatally reached. 

His very recent, last memory of plummeting downwards in an out of control Concorde as the unyielding icy surface of the North Pole rushed up to meet him had, he felt, sensitised him to vertigo. He felt no shame in this newly acquired phobia to add to his collection. After plunging five miles in Concorde and being frozen for five hundred years he thought he was entitled to vertigo - and he probably would also avoid having ice in his drinks for a long time.

As Sebastian clutched the window sill and tried to implant his feet into the floor to assure himself of grip and stability, the 26th century door to his room flew open with a resounding whoosh; admitting a figure, wreathed in billowing white and in full and determined flight which unnerved Sebastian almost more than had his discovery of the absence of sensible foundations for the building. 


Chapter 4 - The World’s 140th Richest Man

Thursday, 5 December 2013

OCEAN CITIES


HOMES BY WATERSTUDIO - HOLLAND
NEWS FLASH 5 DEC 2013 - UK Storm threatens east coast. BBC News at 4 pm today said the North Sea is about to experience the strongest tidal surge for 60 years - as 90 mph winds drive the sea from the 200 miles wide Scottish /Nordic region and funnel it south towards the narrow 21 miles wide Straits of Dover.

The questions in my mind are - will the surge find its way into the Thames Estuary? And if so will the Thames Barrier hold back the flood waters? Will London homes be affected? If the East Anglian fens are flooded - it is almost certain that across the North Sea will flood low lying Holland. This blog started with Dutch floating homes.

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Cold seas: Oh yes they are!  Oh no they're not! Oh yes they are! etc. The scientific, intellectual, political debate about whether the Polar Ice Caps are melting drones on. A few nations, such as Holland, are taking action. Does your home float?
Underpinning a building with large polyethylene pipes sealed at both ends, makes a reliable long lasting, repairable raft. The pipes, made from oil, also lock up significant amounts of carbon for centuries.
My two E-books OUT OF THE DEPTHS and AD2516-AFTER GLOBAL WARMING (see right hand margin), both popular novels, are based on serious science and spell out the short term future as the coastal margins are flooded and mass migration disrupts civilization, which is terrible but survivable - and the books set a compass direction to an achievable Utopian future for the whole of mankind. They are based on current technology and give hope to mankind.
NEW BOSTON - is a beautiful, major, self-sustained city, on the Atlantic Ocean, evolved from the first Boston homes built to survive sea-level rise. Read AD2516 - After Global Warming. It will eventually be OK - for families like those that endure through the current meltdown in Out of the Depths.

5 BILLION REFUGEES 
http://www.dailytonic.com/citadel-by-waterstudio/ 

Monday, 2 December 2013

QUALITY TOYS - ENDANGERED SPECIES

If you can afford the best of pleasures for your children - or grandchildren - and if you also enjoy high quality art; this is a wonderful example, a great toy, and an enduring investment. You might have to queue behind distinguished customers such as: Harrods; London's toy emporium Hamleys; the Victoria & Albert Museum of Childhood Bethnal Greeen; the Skirball Museum Los Angeles;  film maker Mike Leigh; author J K Rowling; Rye Art Gallery; and the Devon Guild of Craftsmen - but if so, it will be worth the wait. We bought a custom designed, unique, handmade David Plagerson Ark with 30 pairs of animals for our two young daughters, 37 years ago. It is today worth ten times the amount we invested in it. And even so, we won't ever sell it.

David, the Mancunian, now Devonian (UK); chairman of the British Toymakers Guild, and artist (or "Ark-ist" - The art does stimulate a plenitude of puns) working from photographs, designed our Ark to cleverly reflect the Art-Deco architecture of our 1920's Oxford home, complete with its ivy, grapevine and half-tiled walls. He also crafted in wood and painted our three distinctive cats. Those real cats are sadly long gone but their models remain, as good as new.

Our children and all their friends, and lots of adults, and now our grandchildren have played with our Noah's Ark for years. Nearly four decades on it still looks brand new and all the pairs of animals are intact - except perhaps for Mrs Dodo who may yet be wedged in some child's secret and safe hiding place - or has become extinct. Mr Dodo continues on bravely, but alone. My favorites have changed over the decades, from the Blue Whales and feisty Zebras to the beautifully sculpted, smooth rotund, cream Polar Bears. These too may, like the Dodo, be endangered species.

David's Arks are wonderfully entertaining toys for infants, youngsters and the young at heart. I cannot recall any child who has visited us, who did not enjoy organizing Noah and his Family, and "two of every kind of animal" and marching them into the safety of their great Ark to be saved from God's global flood; usually accompanied with songs - "...the animals came in two by two - the elephant and the kangaroo... And they all came into the Ark; for to get out of the rain." Our set includes the white doves that returned with an olive branch, showing that the waters were receding, Noah's family was saved and that God would send the rainbow.

Our Ark is a real treasure. We have it on display - and it is now the polite and understated subject of  a subtle tug-of-love. Which of our two daughters will inherit it? It surely must not be divided. It must remain intact and will be loved by many generations, over the coming centuries. 

WHERE ON EARTH IS HE? He is in England. South West England; in Devon. Like many of the best artists, toymakers and craftsmen, David Plagerson is self-effacing and cunningly concealed. Try his website - and try his workshop in Devon. If Ronnie answers - she is his wife.


Email : plagerson@bridgetown.eclipse.co.uk  Phone: +44 (0)1803 866786  
David & Ronnie Plagerson, 
Noah's Ark & other hand made Toys, 
28 Bridgetown, Totnes, Devon, TQ9 5AD, UK


...and NO! I am not on commission. I met David in Manchester 48 years ago. I was prompted to write this by a recent article in Country Life - and an urge to protect all endangered species - including our highest quality craftsmen. As Victorian admen might have said it: 

...This is a genuine, unsolicited testimonal from a satisfied customer. 
Buy Now to Avoid Disappointment. 



so - Build an Ark - 

ACTUALLY PUBLISHED ON 27TH NOVEMBER 2013 - NOT DECEMBER.