Thursday, 17 January 2013

BANKERS’ BONUS BONANZAS EXPLAINED

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This month, London and New York are publishing the several billions of dollars to be paid in bankers’ bonuses - to cries of delight from bankers’ families, really hard pressed to buy their fourth homes, private jets and a fleet of Bugatti Veyrons to decorate the driveways; to cries of pain and grief from the starving millions, the great unwashed and the unemployable; and to cries of “potential foul” from tax hungry Treasuries. So what are the economic impacts of the Anglo-Saxon banking model that has now been adopted by the majority of global banks?

It is illogical and impossible to consider the consequences of banking on the Money-Economy separately from conspicuous consumption, tax havens, commodity prices and compulsive gambling.

CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION - Where the bonuses are properly taxed – and the capital is spent in the source economies – the flow of sales of goods and services, however exotic, stimulates trade and jobs in the real-economy – and is a good thing. Well done to the bankers. Keep spending.

TAX-HAVENS - There is $21 trillion hidden in tax-havens, which grows by $1 trillion a year. This money could not be siphoned to tax-havens without the global banks. Individual and corporate tax evaders would not trust their millions and billions to funny-money or banana-republic banks – they need the major, big brand banks to transfer and hold their mega-bucks. $21 trillion will repair every deficit of every nation and create sustainable modern jobs for all the unemployed. The constant $1 trillion a year drain is all the liquidity of the Real-Economy, of all the real work that we all do, worldwide. The banks have perfected methods to skim off, or more accurately, to gouge out all the surplus cash – and bury it in tax-havens. Merry bankers get bonuses on the flows of these vast funds – from our High Streets to Tax-Haven-Vaults, where it sits, on strike. This sabotages the world’s economy and insults every hard working citizen in the world. This is a very bad thing.

COMMODITY PRICES – The banks that pay the largest bonuses pay them on large, speculative “commercial” transactions that are at the centre of all our lives. Every penny and cent the banks earn as Revenues – their top line incomes - add to the costs of our basic necessities. Whether the banks are wheeler dealing in Currencies, Metals, Mines, Agri-Business, Big-Pharma, Oil, Water, Energy, Mergers & Acquisitions, Mortgages, Insurances or Bread and Rice, we all pay the price, regardless of whether they are buying, selling or cornering the market. Whatever they earn adds to our costs. The rationale is that the banks are enabling major deals, are taking the risky middle-man role in transactions that create activity, wealth and jobs. Yes – they do; but the price they charge is far too high; and to disguise the scams they surround it all with incomprehensible gobbledygook. The Money-Economy employs 4% of the workforce – as many as there are health-workers - to run a system that could be fully automated. This drives up world prices and is a bad thing.

COMPULSIVE GAMBLING – Thatcher’s and Reagan’s 1980’s Big-Bang created the “Loads-o-Money” and the “I’m Filthy Rich” culture, empowering and enriching hordes of short-termist, selfish, unintelligent mediocrities while destroying responsibility, morality and ethics in commerce. The new global playground, the allegedly Free Markets that are in fact Conspiratorial Consortia, attracted neurotic, crazed gamblers into what had been sober and carefully managed safe places for the life savings of hard working families. These slick and sick gamblers could not believe their luck when the laws protecting banks from gambling were abolished – and they could gamble with other people’s money. These half-wits, good at arithmetic but bad at everything else, wriggled into our banks, were promoted by purblind old managers who were dazzled by the gamblers’ bullshit, and …to cut a long story short, have been hiding their losses of our money for three decades. It culminated in New York and London in 2008/09 losing $3 trillion, about $23,000 per family, which the taxpayers have to pay – and we will be paying it off for decades. The $3 trillion ended up in tax-havens, swelling the offshore “free market” cash. BUT – the gamblers are still embedded in our banks and stock exchanges; in high positions; still gambling with our money, risk free to themselves; and “earning” fat salaries and bonuses for the privilege of throwing other people’s cash down the drain. This is a very costly, very bad thing.

On balance, all things considered, this year’s City bonuses should be paid straight to our national treasuries as a down-payment on giving the taxpayers their money back – and all the $21 trillion tax-haven assets should be repatriated to their source economies. The annual price of running the Money-Economy should be reduced by 90%; which would curb inflation for many years. 



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  • Wednesday, 16 January 2013

    TAX RETURN – OR SUICIDE!

     The task I most hate having to do is preparing accounts for filing my tax returns. The older I get, the more times I have completed the job over more years, the more complex, bewildering and depressing the system and process seems to become. And, I was an accountant; latterly with more than 1,500 clients, from being aged 17 to 47; thirty professional years of accounts and tax work – yet, even now, still descending into the hell of clinical depression and despair when faced with a few days of summarising my own invoices, bank accounts and completing tedious, misleading, badly designed, barely legible, galling, life sapping, badly printed on recycled reused grainy, porous, usually fawn or buff forms.

    And – to drive the bitter stake of inescapable duty deeper into our hearts, THEY have now crawled onto our World Wide Web, our space for films, music, laughter and conversations, and created grey on grey Internet sites to suck the life blood from us and baffle us electronically, to leave us dried out and close to death.

    Why? I hear my cry, my soulful lament, does a relatively simple exercise affect me – and most of the people I speak with – so negatively and so fundamentally.

    My latest theory is that like birds born knowing how to build a nest, we inherit in our DNA, or genes, or bones, racial memories passed down the ages of terrible gimlet eyed tax-collectors, with platoons of cruel soldiers, raiding our hovels, our small holdings, our little defenceless wooden shacks – and carrying off our last stores of winter grain, our last laying hen or goose, our last milch cow and dried rabbit carcasses, leaving us and our families to starve through the bleak midwinter. THEY, took the fruits of our years of labour, our harvests, our savings, our carefully preserved provisions, our seed corn, and locked it away in the Aristocrat’s Castle and Keep. And we, and our blameless and innocent wives, children and aged parents, uncles, aunts, cousins, neighbours, the sick, the halt, the lame and all the homeless beggars and lonely wanderers we were generously sheltering from the bitter cold, sharing our pitiful commons with, would slowly and inevitably starve to death.

    That is probably it; old, bad memories. And today, even though we democratically vote for and elect a social system that has a central treasury, a shared commons and an agreed budget to even out the peaks and troughs, to feed us all through the worst times, to protect us all from thieves and psychopathic invaders, to bring us warmth when we are cold, succour when we are ill and education when we are ignorant, and to plan ahead and invest in industrious activities that will gainfully employ us all, even then, and despite our common consent, the racial memories reaching back thousands of years, of being beaten, bamboozled, cheated, conned, tricked and robbed by self-promoted self-elevated upper-classes – who steal all the cakes – and the breadcrumbs from our hearths; those lingering memories sweep up from the collective unconscious and overwhelm us – when we are obliged to fill in and SUBMIT our Income Tax Return Forms; just after Christmas.

    HEY - YOU GREEDY PEASANTS!
    THAT BREAD IS OWED TO THE TAX COLLECTOR.
    It is a dreadful time of embedded psychological pain; an affliction which may even excuse the tax evaders, individual and corporate – who may not be the selfish, greedy, F*** the lot of you, social saboteurs, taking and putting nothing back, that we brand them, as they scurry away with all our capital and most of our taxes to secret tax-haven, exotic islands – but who may instead need our understanding and help to overcome and free themselves from ancestral painful phobias, about paying taxes.

    Instead of hunting down our fellow-men like common criminals, and instead of confiscating the money, the seed-corn, they have gouged from our economies, we should embrace them with love, compassion and warmth; we should turn the other cheek and demonstrate that the bad-old-days of bloated aristocrats and starving peasants are centuries behind us; that today we, we the people, share the world’s unparalleled wealth fairly and unstintingly to all the households and homesteads who helped to create that wealth.

    And next year – I am sure you agree - we will all, including me, prepare our Tax Returns with mutual joy and celebration in our hearts.

           

    Saturday, 12 January 2013

    TAX AND ECONOMY - ARCHIVE - JAN13



    COME HOME – ALL IS FORGIVEN

    INDIA SAYS - GO HOME CAMERON!

    TAX EVASION - THE LAWS



    Solve the world’s financial woes:
    FIX THE MONEY-ECONOMY

    ARCHIVE OF TAX AND ECONOMIC FIXES - NOV 2011 TO DATE:

    REFORM MONEY


    THE TAXMAN COMETH - NO MORE MR NICE GUY

    END OF LOAN SHARKS?

    MARK CARNEY - MONEY-WARS

    OBAMA POWER EXPLAINED – 7TH NOV 2012.


    THE LIVING WAGE – KILLING THE ECONOMY


    THE LIVING WAGE AND GUY FAWKES


    HAVE FAITH IN THE HIGGS BOSON


    OFFSHORE MILLIONAIRES FIGHT BACK

    BIRTHRIGHT - FOR OUR CHILDREN


    STARBUCKS’ TAX: JAMES BOND 007 - LICENSED TO COLLECT.


    TAX FREEBIE FOR THE BBC

    $102 BILLION FOR GREECE

    TAX - MINIMIZE, AVOID, EVADE, GOAL.

    SELF-EMPLOYED AT THE BBC?

     

    $21 TRILLION - "NOT A CONSPIRACY"


    RICH MAN PAYS TAX - SHOCK

    GUARANTEED TAXHAVENS

    DR CABLE'S BAD MEDICINE FOR SMEs

    THE TAXMAN COMETH – AVOIDING PRISON


    TAX-FREE LORDS - MOVE YOUR MONEY ON-SHORE

    $1 TRILLION STIMULUS – SEND IN THE MARINES!

    NO TAX FOR NON-DOMS

    HOW TO BE NON-TAXABLE

     

    GREEKS - PAY NO TAXES

    YES, WE ARE BEING CONNED.

    IS MITT ROMNEY ON OR OFF-SHORE?

    5% per annum cap on all interest rates & charges

    STOP LOAN SHARKS

    NO TAX OFFSHORE.

    WHO “LOST” $3 TRILLION?

    NEVER PAY TAX EVER AGAIN!

    CAPITAL IS ON VACATION

    TREASURE HUNT

     

    REDUCE THE COST OF MONEY

    WHO IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK?

    DIAMOND'S LAW

     

    Friday, 11 January 2013

    ONLY LITTLE PEOPLE PAY TAXES


    DO NOT BE ALARMED – BE VERY, VERY FRIGHTENED.
    The global tax evaders’ public relations machinery continues to blast out the message that multinationals and individuals are legally entitled to fiddle their books. But, the vastly expensive PR machine and the optimistic, artful dodgers are incorrect.

    “EVERYBODY AGREES IT IS LEGAL” - Having written the scripts of all media presenters throughout 2012 to have them parrot, “…complex Tax Avoidance, …which is of course perfectly legal”; the tax-evasion industry is now promoting super-rich executives of multinationals to pompously pronounce without fear of contradiction that “International Businesses Choose How Much and Where to Pay Taxes”.

    Sir Martin Sorrell, boss of £10B a year WPP Group*, seems to be the latest in a line of, absolutely certain, very, very rich executives to state the corporate right to siphon out profits earned in high-tax regions and dump them in low-tax regions, legally, on an executive whim, whatever national governments and voters may want. I am afraid, Sir Martin, that what you believe is not entirely true - in UK or in international tax law. Do prepare to sue your costly, enthusiastic, overly imaginative, deluded tax-planners.

    (* – WPP and Sir Martin and their executives and advisers, act perfectly legally at all times in tax matters. They are cited here only for illustrative and exemplary purposes following recent media interviews.) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20886837

    ADVICE ON CAPITAL TRANSFERS - You are perfectly legally entitled in the “global village” to move your corporate assets around as you like. If, for example, WPP earns £10B in a year and half your Revenues originate from UK business (irrespective of how your clients in turn may operate their Enron Offshore Accounting), you can gouge all the £5 billion out of the UK and bank it in Delaware, or Cayman, or Rockall or any tax-haven you choose – and refuse to invest it back into the communities it came from – consigning their workers, as has happened in Greece, to lifetimes of unemployment and despair on the scrapheap.  That is your choice.

    ADVICE ON TAX DEDUCTIBLE INVOICES - But, the real commercial Accounts of the profits you have earned in the UK, say £1B for example, must show how that commercial profit has been reduced to zero in the UK. The tax-deductible invoices you create to send from, say, Belgium, Sark, Bermuda, Isle of Man or Dublin to London, have to accord with UK tax-law; otherwise HMRC can and will, and does in many cases, retrospectively rescind the tax deductibility of those invoices, contracts, management fees etc. And you or WPP will be taxed in the UK.

    ADVICE ON BACK-DUTY-TAX ASSESSMENTS - Even more costly, if the UK gets really pissed off with being a perennial patsy, all the money siphoned from the UK Accounts and shovelled overseas can be reclassified, retrospectively, without time limit (e.g. – back to 1980) as executive pay of the people in control (A director by whatever name called) – and be assessed as their salaries with PAYE and NIC payable. Such wicked and terrifying retrospective assessments are routinely raised by HMRC (the UK’s tax collector) – plus compound interest and penalties; on smaller businesses

    So far, for the past 30 years, the global confidence of big business and the super rich of being untouchable by tax collectors has been fully warranted, as the idiotic, banal, Free Market, no-rules philosophy has been rolled out in major OECD economies. The mantra “We are all in it together” actually refers to the global conspiracy that “only little people pay taxes” – the “We” are the super-rich 1% including most politicians and senior civil servants – as in Greece. But, with capital on strike, hiding $21 trillion in tax-havens, which is the majority of our global liquidity, the mob is growing angry. All rulers quail when the mob marches – and, sadly, everybody suffers. Revolutions are messy affairs.

    As the political storm clouds gather, HMRC and the IRS, and even corrupt Greek tax officials, are flexing their neglected muscles and dusting off their Back Duty Assessment, False Accounting and Fraudulent Conspiracy rules that are applied when tax-payers keep two, or more, sets of books.

    My forecast for 2013 is that hundreds of high profile, major cases, individual, corporate and international will be prosecuted; and tax-authorities will compete to repatriate the $21 trillion to their own national treasuries.


    Thursday, 10 January 2013

    OUT OF THE DEPTHS - ARMED RESPONSE


    Coming soon to a city near you!

    Chapter Twelve
    Extract from OUT OF THE DEPTHS by Noel Hodson (see right-hand margin) 

     New York, New York


    Sociologists have reasoned that the birth and development of great artists, philosophers and inventors, such as the famous figures of the Renaissance in Europe, requires a critical-mass of population to educate, inspire and support them and to create a receptive environment in which their talents will flourish. In short – emergent genius needs to stand on the shoulders of giants of civilisation; giants who have created stability and prosperity, and who provide liberal, intelligent patronage of arts and science. Can we, without the critical-mass, from our tiny, shattered population, struggling for survival, organise society and find the wherewithal to nurture mankind’s next Renaissance? 
    Professor Martin Blackmoor, Dean of the University of London 2014.

    80% of the World’s population lives on the coastal margin. If they suddenly retreated inland, utter chaos would ensue. Global Analyses of Populations and Physiography -1997




    In America in New York State and New York City, the rising waters had disturbed the lives of twenty-million people. As in Europe, a large percentage of the population had died of Glacier ‘Flu, the indiscriminate killer pandemic. Long Island was mostly below water, the Statue of Liberty stood ankle deep in the ocean, battered by waves that on stormy days leapt up and disrespectfully doused her face. Fierce ‘Can-Do’ survivors had miraculously constructed floating wooden skirts around famously tall buildings; skirts that rose and fell on the tides providing safe landing and berthing for a myriad of small boats clustered at the feet, or rather knees, of Manhattan skyscrapers. The Hudson River made a conduit for the sea to invade inland, west of the Taconic Mountains. In the north, Lake Ontario rose as ocean waters reversed the flow of the Saint Lawrence Seaway, and flooded down the Mohawk River, cutting the State in half. The Atlantic water, fed by the Labrador Current, complete with immense icebergs as large as major mountains, direct from Greenland and the Artic Circle, was bitterly cold, giving rise to innumerable grim ironic jokes on the theme of “global warming.”

    Like Londoners, millions of citizens had made for higher ground – of which, unlike London, there was plenty. And like London, the New York supply infrastructure, food, medical, fuel, sewage and water failed under the strain of the mass relocation and shorted-out electrical power. Like London, all these things could be fixed. But again like London, the experts and labour to make things work were in very short supply.

    At first it seemed the smart money was on those who made it into the Appalachian Mountains and the Allegheny Plateau, rising in places as high as six-thousand-feet – for how could the ocean reach up there – and there was plenty of space, all the space they needed, for mankind and all the displaced farm animals. In theory the mountain dwelling refugees would be alright. A little of the old pioneering spirit – some rapid courses on farming and food production and those who survived the ‘flu would make it. They would pull through.

    But, there were two additional buggeration factors that Londoners did not have to cope with. Firstly, it was now winter and it was unbelievably cold. It was hellishly cold. And it snowed heavily. It was so cold and wintry that it was far safer to stay indoors than to venture out to take care of cattle, sheep, pigs and poultry; particularly for amateur farmers, still dreaming of centrally heated penthouse apartments. So getting food was a very tough proposition. The distances to storage centres, abandoned supermarkets and the like could be very long – and fuel was now harder to come by. So foraging for food was often unsuccessful. Some isolated and unfit people simply died of hunger, marooned in snowdrifts or iced in to their cabins and mansions.

    And secondly, most people were armed.

    It was exactly for this type of emergency that American families had for many years fought to retain the God given right to own weapons. There was a gun for every man, woman and child in the States. There were limitless amounts of ammunition – enough to kill the whole population of the United States of America about three hundred times over. It was enthusiastically referred to as “Overkill”. The overkill capacity was a subject of excited urban-legends, particularly among the teenagers and young strong males – who were of course, like all those under forty-five, still immortal.

    Militia and gun-school trained middle aged men and women also gloried in their skills with weapons. This is what they had trained for; what they had fantasised about; this was raw survival; so most people, on most foraging missions, were armed.  The armaments in some cases were spectacular. They were not limited to handguns or hunting rifles. Military weapons of awesome power had rapidly found their way from abandoned military camps and weapons stores into the surviving civilian population. Previously peaceful, mild mannered, suburban fathers and mothers, teenagers and grandparents raided village stores – in Humvees or Jeeps or giant 4x4 trucks – when they could still find fuel, and, while loading the entire contents of the shop into their vehicle - for who knew just what they might need in the future - another foraging party would appear, challenge the first group – and then wage war with automatic rifles firing dozens of armour penetrating rounds per second. Truck mounted machine guns were not uncommon, with grenade guns, bazookas, anti-tank missiles and every manner of lethal weapon.

    Survivors of the floods, pestilence, grief and privation entered glorious battle in quiet mountain towns with fellow Americans, over frozen turkeys, pastry, hamburgers, potato fries, cola, warm jackets, blankets, flashlights, fuel and portable telecoms – and slaughtered each other incontinently. Even a slight wound, in the absence of good medicine, would often eventually be fatal. A siege mentality had developed, exacerbated by feuds between relocated city dwellers, toughing it out as survivalists in farming and mountain country. As in London, these people had also figured out how the deadly flu’ was transmitted – and feared any contact with their neighbours. Frightened of disease, guarding and concealing their stores of food and fuel and protecting their families’ lives, the nomadic settlers hid in the most remote houses, farmsteads and commercial buildings they could find – and listened.

    And so the population was even more decreased and skills necessary for the maintenance of society became more and more scarce. All major facilities which stopped working – stayed out of commission. When, for example, well away from any sea-level effects, the giant hydro-electric turbines that made electricity for Hartford, Connecticut cut out, as they did on their normal maintenance sequence,  only one surviving engineer knew which buttons had to be pressed to switch them on again. But, he found a fault. It was a small fault but it shut down the mill-stream, the sluices through the dam and needed a team of three or four skilled engineers, for eight or ten hours, to correct it. He couldn’t muster a team; he tried to the point of exhaustion to do it himself – and failed. He bussed in his own family and instructed them what to do – but they lacked the physical strength and the engineering know-how. If he could find and direct six or seven strong men – he could fix the problem. But he couldn’t recruit a team and food and self-preservation became more pressing problems he had to attend to – so the generators stayed silent.  And so, as in London, the last survivors clung on to the margins of civilisation by foraging and by inventive DiY. A group did, however, take up residence in the Empire State Building and started to tackle the telecommunications, determined to hook into the global satellite network.

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