Thursday, 30 June 2016

BREXIT SOLUTION - FOR VIP BRITONS

Address:
European Commission
Rue de la Loi / Wetstraat 200
1049 1049 Brussels
Belgium

30 June 2016.

CC – Lord Heseltine, Nicola Sturgeon MSP

Dear Mr Juncker,

BREXIT – VIRTUAL DUAL EU CITIZENSHIP

Dividing the alleged £350 million pounds per week between the 16 million Britons who voted to Remain, is £22 per week each. I would gladly pay this to the European Union for the privilege of full Citizenship and to be a member of the vital European project. Many UK citizens have dual nationality, so I could also retain my UK Passport.

My citizenship would include trade access for my business, borderless travel and all the advantages of belonging to the single market. In turn the 16 million UK-Virtual-Citizens would pledge open-market terms to all EU Citizens. Movement of labour might be done on a person-by-person job and home swap register – though such details will need the best EC brains to rapidly resolve. The South-East of England has 427 people per square kilometre; densely populated areas might require exceptional terms.

VIRTUAL-DUAL-EU-CITIZENSHIP might be applied to all willing participants in all European States. It will be a highly prestigious club that all thinking people will want to join. It could be readily and quickly organised on computers. In due course, the EC might negotiate a Double-Taxation-Agreement with the UK, to grant tax relief on our £22 per week contributions.

Non-EU-citizens, for example among the UK’s alleged 52%, would be subject to the rules they wish to adopt.

Yours sincerely

Noel Hodson, Oxford

Noel Hodson - Director
Tax Reconciliations, Oxford UK,
Tel +44 1865 (0)760994 Mobile 07713 681216





BREXIT - BE VERY AFRAID

Two committed BREXITERS on bad hair days.
Donald wants to break up Europe. Boris wants to be famous.
Neither cares what happens to the UK. Both are demented.

3rd January 2018  (Lord Adonis resigns from UK Government national infrastructure committee, saying the government's Brexit policies are incompetent). Mel Cooper wrote to Lord Adonis.


Dear Lord Adonis,

I want to congratulate you on your principled stance in your letter of resignation. I would love it if you could use the publicity this has generated to point out some things to the British public in general.

GETTING BACK SOVEREIGNTY
We never gave it up. We pooled it with the other members of the EU. Just as we have pooled it by joining the UN, NATO and other international organisations where you agree to compromise in various. If we really believe in individual sovereignty in this arcane manner, we had better break up the UK as well because that is a pooling of the sovereignty of four countries.

GETTING BACK THE MONEY
Yes, we will, in time, stop sending money to the EU. That £10-£12 billion a year amounts to less than 1% of government spending annually. How is that supposed to cure all the problems of the NHS, education, housing, etc? Meantime, that money is buying us freedom of access to more than 50% of our business needs and freedom of movement in a huge market for all our businesses, including many financial services. Do we really want to give this up?

WHAT WE CAN DO FOR EUROPE
It is not about what Europe does for us. We are part of Europe. look at the Geography! Look at the history! Why are we not asking about our position over the last 43 years in influencing international decisions, writing EU legislation, and so forth? Why are giving up our standing not just in the EU but in the world? And are citizens of the UK really so unaware of how betrayed and angry they are making the rest of Europe?For what? Is it so that when Rupert Murdoch walks into Number 10 Downing Street they will do what he says?

PRESENTING THE POSITIVE MESSAGES
After 43 years of an irresponsible Right Wing Press and Eurosceptic Conservatives, it is time to put together a strong presentation about why the EU matters and is a good thing, and what the benefits for us are of staying in. No deal we get by leaving is going to be as good as the one we have now - and even the best deal would leave us weaker and more exposed economically and strategically. But above all this is a MORAL ISSUE and instead of addressing that, and the reality that it is a betrayal of our neighbours, we are concentrating only on the venal.

EU DEMOCRACY
Of course there is a large EC bureaucracy in Brussels. What do you expect with 28 countries involved? But it is still a smaller one than in Whitehall and has fewer employees than Oxford City - to serve 28 Member States across Europe. And who says that the EU is undemocratic? Where does this nonsense come from? Is it not time to educate the UK public about the way the EU actually functions in terms of democratic votes by the parliament, etc? Furthermore, if there are flaws in the system, would the intelligent thing not be to fix the system? The philosophy behind having an EU seems to me to be perfectly sound. Hey, even Nigel Farage got elected to the EU parliament to represent the UKIP point of view. That must show how democratic the EU is!!!

If we really believe in democracy,we should be concentrating more on what is going on in Poland, Hungary and other places that are swinging to the Right again; than on Brexit. Also, Brexit is an appalling distraction from the real problems of the world: refugees, global warming, wars, threats from North Korea, economic blips. I am appalled at how wasteful and consuming the whole Brexit process is, and what a mess it is. The mendacity of politicians who are supposed to be putting the good of the country ahead of their own careers, self-interests and their parties is simply outrageous.

But I have very little hope that Brexit will not happen simply because that seems to me to be the way the world is heading again. I despair that there is a general zeitgeist will to relive the 1930s - and a total, sad lack of awareness of history. People should be reading Hannah Arendtabout the rise of Totalitarianism; and John Stuart Mill's essay On Liberty where he talks about the tyranny of an ill-informed majority.

Anyway, good for you for trying.

Best wishes,

Mel Cooper





1st July 2016 

Mel Cooper writes to Nicola Blackwood MP for Oxford (UK) West constituency:

Dear Nicola Blackwood, MP,

I write to you again to make an appeal that you take action to protect our country and its citizens by actively working to stop our leaving the EU. 
The legally non-binding, consultative referendum of 23 June 2016 should be looked upon, perhaps, as an important step in creating a sophisticated national debate on the fate of the United Kingdom. It also could ultimately help the EU Parliament and its members to focus on the dissatisfactions with the EU of some of its members and encourage changes and reforms to the way business is done in Brussels and Strasbourg. 
But as you are aware, because it was a non-binding, advisory poll, Brexit is not inevitable until the government activates Article 50 of the European Union Treaty. This should not be done in haste or without continuing to inform the British public of the consequences on both sides of the debate.The referendum should be treated as the start of a national dialogue; but it would be a travesty of democracy and good sense and a betrayal of your responsibility as an elected official to let this narrowly won and contentious one-off vote determine everything that follows. This crisis is an opportunity to educate and inform the British and all our neighbours about what the EU actually does, how it works, and why we must not abandon it at this stage whatever its flaws. This crisis needs to be treated as a chance to stop using the EU as a scapegoat for our own governmental malfunctions. It is also an opportunity to stop putting the emphasis only on the venal advantages or disadvantages of being in the EU and to start considering that larger, philosophical and non-quantifiable, issues.
While the decision for Britain to leave the European Union has not yet been taken, its probable consequences are now clear. The worst predictions of the Remain campaign are coming true and it seems to me that only the blinkered can any longer doubt the gravity of the situation and the extreme dangers of Brexit. If the government now follows through with Brexit without working for a pause to reconsider, the United Kingdom will unravel, the economy will fall back into recession and millions of livelihoods will be at risk. Furthermore, our long held high moral and political stature in the world will collapse, our European neighbours will be destabilised and the special relationship with the United States will be damaged, and with it the international order that it upholds. It is difficult to imagine higher stakes riding on a decision by the government.
It is widely agreed that the 23 June referendum was not designed, prepared or implemented appropriately. Indeed, it is now looked upon as an international embarrassment. It is now clear that the promises of the campaigns were riddled with falsehoods, impossibilities and even lies and the public was neither properly informed nor properly prepared to make such a momentous judgement. 
The public should not now be punished for taking this vote when it was a situation created by our elected officials, who imposed this referendum. The public cannot be blamed for what follows. There was a lot of talk during the campaign about Sovereignty; and Sovereignty resides in Parliament. We have created in the UK a system of Representative Democracy. The representatives now have to listen to the confused and fearful messages that this Referendum has produced; in our system, they have the responsibility to be the ones who make the legal decisions. They must not simply be followers.
Worst of all, due to the dynamics of the campaign, the circumstances of the vote and its aftermath, it is entirely possible that the government is about to enact a decision that the majority no longer supports. There are widespread reports of ‘leave’ voters regretting their decision, and by Sunday 26 June the Mail on Sunday had conducted a survey that suggested that around one million ‘leave’ voters already regretted their decision. Furthermore, only approximately 37% of registered voters chose ‘leave’ on the ballot, winning by only 1.9%. Are we going to completely redraw 40 years worth of political and economic structures based on this alone, with so much at stake?
Every other advanced democracy in the world has checks and balances in place to ensure that constitutional changes neither lead to a collapse of public trust nor trigger rampant internal instability. Leaving the EU is arguably greater than just a constitutional change, and we must protect our political system, the unity of the United Kingdom and our economy by following the same good sense. A one-off, poorly planned, poorly implemented plebiscite (in a democracy not based on plebiscites), won with a simple and slim majority on an issue that could ruin the livelihoods of millions and even end the United Kingdom, must not be the only basis for taking this decision. This is not democracy in action. It is simply poor leadership.
The truly democratic next step is not to blindly carry on and leave the EU. It is to pause. It is democratic to reflect on the new information we have. It is democratic for our elected officials to continue to consider what is truly best for the country and to continue engaging with the public on this question as more information on the consequences of this step emerges.
When historians write this chapter of history, will they explain that this world-changing event occurred because of a political stunt gone wrong, without democratic checks and balances deployed? Or will they say it happened due to a deep process of considered national dialogue on what is best for all citizens in all parts of the country, enabled through careful planning? Based on the government’s current intentions, the latter will not be the case. Future generations will never forgive our leaders for this. And neither might the EU countries be able to forgive us.
We must make sure that if the decision to trigger Article 50 is made, it is done after giving the public proper information and education about its consequences and therefore, finally, with no regret.
All our futures and our children’s futures depend on you. Please stop this madness. Please put the brakes on Brexit.
With best wishes,
Mel CooperOxford
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THE SMALL-ISLAND MENTALITY CLUB: get your SIM card here?
Mel Cooper - 29 June 2016.

Given the response not only of the 48% of shocked British voters who perceive how important it is for us not to leave the EU but also of the entire rest of the world, could you please consider continuing the REMAIN campaign and ramping it up to the level where it should have been all along?

By the way I am part of that 48% and also part of the 39% of Oldies who voted to REMAIN in the EU.

It seems to me and to many other people that the LEAVE campaign won that vote because they lied to the voters or told half-truths and broadcast over-simplified messages were actually offensively patronizing..

Personally, I have faith that most of the British public would understand the complexities of the vote if anyone actually took the trouble to address and explain them; and that the Brexiteers are not the only ones who should be ashamed of themselves for underestimating the levels of comprehension of the British people.

Also, I contend that it is not Democracy when gullible voters are manipulated emotionally and intellectually by people who are effectively behaving like demagogues with covert agendas.  So perhaps there is a possibility of continuing the debate properly, even if it does not put a brake on the process of leaving the EU.

Do we not have a responsibility to point out to the 52% what they have unleashed? Not just the quantifiable and inflationary consequences, but also the anger at us in Europe, and the encouraging of the racism and xenophobia that we are already experiencing? People say that it is not statistically significant. I suppose therefore that you would rather wait until it is great and therefore even harder to stem?

I believe that either a web site should be created to educate, inform and even entertain the British people with articles and possible podcasts on the subject; or that seminars need to be set up around the country to which anyone of any persuasion could come to vent their anger, discuss how misplaced it is to blame Europe for problems that are really under the control only of the British government, and maybe learn something. Here is a notional agenda of topics I would like these seminars, podcasts or articles to discuss:

SPECIAL RELATIONSHIPS THAT WE HAVE OUTSIDE THE EU
The reason that the USA and Canada and other countries work well with us is precisely because we are in the EU, where we have political and moral weight and also a veto. If they want to lobby for something in their interests, we are a very easy first stop because of language, some shared history and culture and so forth. Having left the EU we are no longer in that position and their interest in our well-being will be diminished. Remember what Goethe said: You can only tell what kind of character a man has by the way he treats those who have nothing they can do for him. This applies to Michael Gove, Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson as well. What will they actually do for the British people now that they have “won” their vote? Already they are backtracking on promises given.

RESPONSIBILITY TO OUR NEIGHBOURS
We have been in a union for 43 years that has seen slow but decided progress in many ways, economically, socially and in the sphere of handling international mutual problems such as global warming and human rights. Our leaving this club will not only diminish our voice in Europe but in the world, and it shows great signs already of destabilising the rest of Europe. This will lead either to a complete dominance of the German approach to things or to the complete disintegration of the only voluntary experiment ever for former allies and enemies to try to solve their problems by negotiation and discussion rather than dropping bombs on each other or waging war to win power and territory. I would advise that you should try to see the clip of Sheila Hancock from the Jeremy Paxman debate last Wednesday on ITV, 22 June 2016, and make it go viral on the internet on You Tube and Facebook. And then get Sheila Hancock to make a few speeches! She is the only person whom I heard talk about larger issues and not just the venal ones in this debate. Simon Schama’s support was also appreciated, so maybe have him as a backup.

ECONOMICS AND IMMIGRATION
There is nothing like the amount of money going into Europe that the Brexit promoters claimed we would get back. Who says we are not in control of that money? Who says that we are living under imposed laws? We voted for and discussed everyone one of the EU laws that we accepted; our parliament accepted them; the EU parliament had to pass them. There are no Impositions. Also, after Brexit there will be far less money available for us to use according to our own discretion if we leave and nothing coming to our farmers, scientists or fisheries, to name but three, that we can rely on since we will now be reliant and the policies of changing governments. Already the LEAVE campaigners are saying they cannot promise what they promised a few days ago about funds for the NHS, education, house building or anything else.

Britain’s being on its own is like saying that you do not have to pay your taxes into the common pool any more but if you want a road to run from your front door to the shops in your town you have to pay for it all by yourself. And if we leave the EU there won’t even be a Polish or Hungarian workforce to build the damned road, even if you do pay for it privately!

DO UNTO YOUR NEIGHBOURS …
Why is there this reluctance to contribute to a pool of money out of which everyone in the union can benefit according to need? Why does it matter to a farmer in Wales that some tax money is also coming out of the common pool for farmers in Spain or Greece? What is it that makes Britain unhappy about being in a situation where we are trying mutually with 27 other nations to raise all of us to a certain level of prosperity—which also promotes peace? Is it not time to stop all the venal arguments about money and contributions and greedy immigrants? Why shouldn’t people want to come to the second richest country in the EU to work and live? How do you think the United States became so powerful and rich? What is the proportion of the GDP of Great Britain that actually is paid to the EU budget?

PAY YOUR TAXES
The money in dispute is made to sound as if it is some terrible burden on our economy and a drain. In a country that is complaining about rich people and corporations who will not pay their taxes, that is quite ironic. Why can’t you see this money as our fee for being in a club? It is a tax, not a salary. The tax is then used for all kinds of things that the UK agrees to. So far the club has liked us so they have given us all kinds of concessions and rebates. If you leave the EU, you will not have to pay your fees. But you will have to pay for many things that you have not had to worry about for the past 40 or so years.

EDUCATING PEOPLE ABOUT THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT AND SYSTEMS
Is it not time that the cant about the EU being so undemocratic was examined? Don’t we have a Parliament for which we are supposed to be voting? Isn’t the European Commission more like the Civil Service of the EU? Does the Commission actually have any power to impose a law? How is it different from having the advice of the Civil Service or committees set up in Parliament to study an issue and then advise the Parliament? Does the EU have an appointed or unelected House of Lords? Do they have proportional representation? How does that make them less democratic than the UK? Has there ever been a law imposed in the UK; or have the laws been voted for in the parliament?

The Three Brexiteers, Michael Gove, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage (All for None and None for All! ) claim that 40% of our laws are imposed on us by the EU and 52% of the British public believes this. My understanding is that no laws can be imposed; we vote for them like everyone else; and actually the laws from the EU that we have accepted amount to about 13% of our laws. Most of these laws address social issues of great importance and we are going to have to trust the current Conservative Government to redraft them without diminishing them.

COST OF LEAVING THE EU
Apart from the collapse of the pound, the collapse of the property market, being out of the single market, and so many other things, think of the cost of the lawyers who will have to redo everything locally and internationally. Also, given that the pound is now back to its 1983 level, where is all the money going to come from? We are also giving up subsidies such as those to our very important research programmes in science and education where we actually get back a lot more money from the pool than we put into that branch of it. There is also the political cost of the disaffection of Scotland and Ireland. If I had just voted, like Scotland, to stay in the UK on a promise that involved continued membership of the EU, I would now be exceptionally angry. And this is from a British public 52% of whom would have had a fit if Scotland had voted to split away from the UK. Scotland is the perfect example of why it is safer and better to stay together and work together – where would they be now if they had left and then the oil prices had plummeted? Where are we going to be if we leave the EU and have no access to its resources or a considerable amount of its market without penalties, tariffs, etc.

COST OF STAYING IN THE EU
First and foremost, the effort and energy of taking a more pro-active role in getting it to reform. We have already damaged our moral position in the EU, but hopefully if the 48% not only take a more active role in trying to stop us from elaving the EU but also in trying to educate enough of the rest of us into understanding why and getting their support, this could mitigate some of the damage that the Schadenfreude-style crowing of Nigel Farage has helped consolidate. (I would call him the Grate Nigel; but after 17 years of collecting a substantial salary from a job that he says he detests from an institution he claims to despise, the Ingrate Nigel might be a more accurate title.) So what else will it cost? Whatever it takes keeping the British public aware of what it is getting and how the EU is working. Some money. Some effort.  What percentage of our GDP will that be if we still have a similar GDP to the one we had before the Brexit campaign lied its way to a questionable victory?

IMMIGRANTS v REFUGEES
I want to thank David Cameron for taking his eye off several balls and distracting the whole of Europe from the really important issues that might have made us feel upset and given us even more sleepless nights. But what makes the Brexiteers think we will have any more control over immigrants coming into the country than we do now? Unless, of course, if we do not engage with the single market? Except, of course, as Britain gets poorer and nastier fewer people will want to come here and contribute their taxes, rents, VAT on their purchases and so forth.? I am told some of them even send money back home to help their families! How Un-British? Imagine making the decision to give up opportunities like going out to the pub for the sake of sending some of your disposable income back to your family – after of course allowing for rent, food and taxes all paid for in the UK! No wonder there is such a terrible pressure on our culture when immigrants fill up some of our cities. It is all the fault of the EU. But let us consider if maybe about 97% of the blame could be apportioned to lazy governments, one after the other, that never spent enough money of infrastructure for housing, education, welfare and health care.

FAULTS OF THE BRITISH GOVERNMENTS
Instead of blaming everything that makes the British people angry about life on the EU, you might try making a list of the complaints that are actually the fault of successive British governments in not planning ahead properly or acting swiftly enough on issues such as housing.

Actually, you know what … I could go on for a long time. Perhaps you get the point by now. The vote to leave the EU is based on lies and half-truths. It is also based on an appeal to a kind of retrograde nostalgia for a Golden Age of Britain that, if it ever existed, certainly is not going to be possible in the modern, interconnected global world. Brexit is a flight back into a past that was dangerous, nasty and mean. It is a flight from reason, moral duties, interconnectedness, a place where we exercise our sovereignty for the good of a larger community without losing any of our identity. The Scots have been tied into the UK for over 300 years. Have you noticed them lose any identity or even their accent? What about the Irish? National identity is about culture and history, not about political unions and co-operation. In fact, if anything Britain has had its identity enhanced. But with this vote we are throwing away a good deal of how the world has perceived us for decades if not centuries. We are focusing on our most inward-looking, small-island viewpoints.

The 52% have put their trust in a lot of lies and half-truths. It is not their fault that they have been underinformed about what they were doing or what actually happens in the EU. Successive politicians and whole governments have spent decades blaming everything on the EU. Then REMAIN expected their use of the EU as their political scapegoat to be overcome when they reversed the message for four months and didn’t actually even take the trouble to give any useful facts or details to us. Shame on them!

So my point is simply that we all have the responsibility of not lying back meekly and going ahead with this dangerous plan to leave the EU even if we did initially vote to LEAVE.

I believe that we need to ramp up the levels of debate and of education about the EU and find some way to stop this dangerous lunacy before the harm we are doing in so many ways becomes irreparable.

I would also suggest considering:
·         Forming a cross party committee to continue running and informative LET’S REMAIN AFTER ALL campaign
·         Creating websites, podcasts and even broadcasts finally to inform the British public, all of it, properly – because even the REMAIN side was often voting with their hearts and fears, not their logic
·         Promoting an ultimate vote of no confidence in any government that tries to instigate the negotiation to leave the EU
·         Failing that, refusing to pass leaving of the EU into law in parliament
·          If and when the Prime Minister or the Opposition is running a campaign (Labour? Liberal Democrat? Independent Cross Party?) on the basis that if you vote for “us”, “we” will not proceed to take you out of the European Union, that we vote for that because we have properly considered the issues, the consequences, the benefits and the down side and know what we believe

And then, if we do remain, working damned hard not only to keep the public informed about what goes on in the EU, but also working very hard and openly to implement whatever reforms are deemed necessary.


Monday, 6 June 2016

LIQUIDATE RYANAIR - CLOSE STANSTED

RYANAIR CRAMS THEM IN AT STANSTED


UPDATE 4TH SEPT 2018: Michael O'Leary was interviewed on BBC Radio 4 this morning. He claims that (wait for it - I love a good conspiracy theory) the shareholders of the companies that own UK airports are sabotaging services at Ryanair's main UK hub Stansted Airport. 

How? by restricting service staff numbers TO EMBARRASS Ryanair. Our sorry tale below was not due to poor staffing by the airport owners but was a deliberate policy by Michael O'Leary. He cynically oversells Ryanair flights, then as soon as passengers pass through the Gate sufficient to fill his planes - he shuts the Gate. In our case, our friends were the last to get through - we were the first to be stopped. It ruined our holiday - cost us over £1,500 and - guess what, O'Leary will not compensate us; or anyone else. 

So, my advice is avoid Stansted Airport, avoid Ryanair, avoid the arrogant cynical crook O'Leary and rejoice when Ryanair goes bust - to be replaced by decent firms who treat their staff, pilots and customers with decency, honesty and goodwill. Fare ye Well Mr O'Leary. 

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28 Sept 2017. Another 1,800 flights cancelled. This seems due to more action by aircrews. Maybe they are fed-up of being treated with contempt by billionaire Michael O'Leary. He denigrates their skills, hi-jacks their free-time and abuses their sense of responsibility. If he was in the business of tarmacking  drives - would he corral ignorant, uneducated workers into caravan parks on zero-hour, zero-pay, zero-hope, zero-life contracts? It's time to consign 1980's Predatory-Monetarism, Exploitation and Greed-is-Good crap to the dustbin of failed economic history. Is RYANAIR finished? 


21 SEPT 2017 

STOP PRESS:

I have read in the past 15 months, since RYANAIR ruined our holiday by closing the gate on our flight, that they habitually overbook passengers by 10% to 20%. They close the gate when all the seats are full - leaving the rest stranded. In our case, our friends went through the gate, we were stopped - even though the flight (a monopoly route to Perugia from Stansted) then sat on the tarmac for 3 hours. We had stayed the previous night at the Stansted Hotel to make sure of catching the flight. In all, our costs were over £1,500 - plus a ruined holiday rest and great aggravation. Say - £20,000 worth of Ryanair contempt for us as passengers and of contempt for all the ground staff at Stansted who have to administer this cynical policy. 

The contempt also applies to supposed "compensation and refunds" - which Ryan Air resists paying with all its guile, cunning and muscle. They are the supreme crooked con-men and bully-boys of the industry. 

So, I am greatly pleased that the aircrews are striking back - because they too are treated with utter contempt by Ryan Air. I hope it breaks-up the company before this corporate canker spreads to other airlines and ruins the industry; which depends on goodwill between passengers, staff and owners. Ryan Air's planes and schedules should be given to efficient, honest, friendly operators. "Budget" shouldn't mean "Bent". Call in the liquidators. 


Guardian: Ryanair customers face the threat of a fresh wave of flight cancellations as the airline’s pilots prepare to reject an offer of a cash bonus if they give up days off.
The Guardian has obtained a draft letter signed by Ryanair pilots from across Europe, rejecting the offer and warning they will now “work to rule” - refusing to work beyond their basic contractual obligations. Ryanair had told pilots earlier this week that if they declined the £12,000 payment more flights might have to be scrapped.
The no-frills carrier is scrambling to cope with a public relations disaster after it announced plans to cancel up to 50 flights a day until 31 October, citing a “mess-up” in how it schedules time off for pilots. The move has affected 315,000 customers.


Day 22 - Still no response. I will continue this after Referendum Thursday - If UK Dictator for Life, Boris, and his familiar Gove allow it.

Day 11 - Still no response. Still hiding from their customers. But try this telephone number for Howard Millar, Deputy Chief Executive & Chief Financial Officer 00 353 1 945 1212. They have to do business with the outside world so some of their phones must be answered. 
Irritatingly, I read that "billionaire" CEO Michael O'Leary is a strong REMAIN advocate in the Brexit debate, as am I, so I can't berate him for that. But are his or Ryanair's billions offshore?  

LIVE CHAT sent me another webpage to claim a refund. That also cut off in the middle of filling it in. I did speak to someone on a help line in North Korea or somewhere like that. She said Google Chrome cannot handle Ryanair pages and I should install Firefox. Call me cynical but I don't believe she is right - re-configuring my computer to match Ryanair's technology is a route to madness.
 Phones and website forms all cut off after 10 minutes or so. The staff and executives at Ryanair seem to be hiding from their customers. Companies quickly collapse after they avoid their customers. ( DOING A RATNER.  Gerald Ratner wiped £500M off his jewelry chain (H Samuel etc) overnight, by insulting the taste of his customers. )
Operations Director, Michael Hickey's email is hickeym@ryanair.com . I will find the others. They have got my-Irish up. I may have to visit Dublin. Watch this space. 
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8 June 2016 - DAY 10. 
3 Hrs wasted trying to contact:
https://refundclaims.ryanair.com/
RYANAIR WEBSITE for refunds cuts off at SUBMIT, says "cannot process".
These contact numbers all link to the same ansaphone "Too busy to take calls"
0871 246 0000
0843 504 7252
00-353 1812 1212
0870 100 0013  

6th June 2016.

Despite having Boarding Cards, we had to queue with baggage at Ryanair's so-called Check-in-Desks, for 1.5 hours at 5.30 in the morning, for a 7.30 am flight, costing £617.54, with hundreds of other rudely herded, angry and ignored Ryanair paying customers, in the chaos of Stansted Airport UK, RYANAIR's main UK hub.

We had taken the precaution of staying the previous night at an airport hotel - so as not to miss our flight. Our friends just made it through, 2 minutes ahead of us; then Ryanair slammed down the gates and split up our party.

 Ryanair demanded we pay again for the same flight the next morning, and threatened to again make us queue for 2 or 3 hours at their Check-In desks with no guarantee of catching that flight either. We eventually went back home and missed our pre-paid vacation. Our journey is insured via Ryanair by INTANA travel insurance - so I have just claimed £6,111 in costs and compensation. I'll let you know if they pay-out, or if the insurance company simply adds insult to injury.

TO: MICHAEL HICKEY - Chief Operations Officer - RYANAIR

6th June 2016. Still no response from the contemptuous executive morons at Ryanair, who despise their customers. If these elusive Directors can't run a Check-In desk, or answer complaints, can we trust them to  run an airline.

 All Executives
  • Michael O'Leary Chief Executive Officer & Executive Director.
  • Michael Hickey Chief Operating Officer.
  • Neil Sorahan Chief Financial Officer.
  • John Hurley Chief Technology Officer.
  • David O'Brien Chief Commercial Officer.
  • Greg O'Gorman Director-Ancillary Revenue.
  • Derek Thaddeus Quinn Director-Engineering Division.
Ryanair Ltd. is an Irish low-cost airline headquartered in Swords, Dublin, Ireland, with its primary operational bases at Dublin and London Stansted Airports. Wikipedia
Bag informationIn economy, prices vary by itinerary. More Ryanair bag information

DO THEY PAY TAX? As the OECD, UN and national tax-collectors worldwide investigate the Panama Papers and earlier data published about tax-haven schemers and dodgers,the UK tax collectors, HMRC, are following France's example, where France is claiming one billion Euro in taxes from Google on the grounds that Google have a commercial taxable presence in France, so likewise HMRC are challenging major offshore companies and raising "protective assessments" on the same grounds as France-v-Google, namely that a substantial UK base means, in law, that the company must pay tax on its UK profits.
Ryanair, claiming to be tax-based in Dublin, pays no UK tax on its £730 million annual profit, earned from 12.6 million customer flights per month, 116 M a year. It reserves Euro 516.4 M for tax in its 2015 Balance Sheet, but if Stansted, with 1.89 M passengers per month, is classified as a UK taxable presence now and in earlier years - will the tax bill rise? 
Ryanair is already in dispute with the UK tax authorities about a sham "self-employed" scheme for its UK based pilots:
LETTERBOX COMPANY AVOIDS UK TAXES 
"HMRC is conducting its own investigation, and has "issued 'protective assessments' for £47m relating to British income tax and national insurance contributions between 2010 and 2013," according to The Times. HMRC told Brookfield that it failed to believe that pilots "had any genuine right of substitution", meaning it was not possible for Brookfield to appoint a substitute pilot with an airline and pay for that pilot. The non-ministerial department that is responsible for the collection of taxes said that Brookfield should have paid PAYE tax and National Insurance on the pilots' payments"

WHY I AM PISSED-OFF - MY COMPLAINT AS AN ABUSED RYANAIR CUSTOMER:

6th June 2016.

We queued at their so-called Check-in-Desks, for 1.5 hours at 5.30 in the morning, for a 7.30 am flight, costing £617.54, - with hundreds of other rudely herded then ignored Ryanair paying customers, in the chaos of Ryanair's area at Stansted Airport UK, RYANAIR's main UK hub. We had taken the precaution of staying the previous night at an airport hotel - so as not to miss our flight. Our friends, 2 minutes ahead of us - just made the plane after sprinting hundreds of yards along corridors. We were stopped - as they closed the gate at 07.00. The plane actually took-off at 10.15 am - nearly 3 hours late and 3 hours 15 minutes after we were barred.

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TO: MICHAEL HICKEY - Chief Operations Officer - RYANAIR

6th June 2016. Still no response from the contemptuous executive morons at Ryanair, who despise, bully and abuse their customers. If these elusive Directors can't run a Check-In desk, or answer complaints, can we trust them to  run an airline. 

2 Jun 2016,

Dear Mr Hickey,

Is Ryan Air going to acknowledge my complaint? We should now, today, be enjoying our holiday; not back home chasing reluctant executives who are avoiding their customers.

I am an old fashioned professional man in my 70s. Can you imagine what aggravation it takes to drive me to peppering my emails with bad language?

Is this complaint one for the Twittersphere?

Cordially

Noel Hodson

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To Mr Michael Hickey
Chief Operations Officer
Ryan Air
30 May 2016.

Dear Mr Hickey,

GET YOUR BLOODY ACT TOGETHER! WHO THE HELL IS IN CHARGE? WHERE ARE THE F|******G RYAN AIR AIRPORT MANAGERS?

In our 70’s, we travelled to Stansted last night and stayed at the Radisson Blu Hotel, to catch your 7.30 am flight to Perugia this morning. We queued at your check-in desk for 1.5 hours, to be told that our bags were not paid for and to go to your Yellow machines; which after much confusion, during which the single Ryan Air employee allegedly helping us disappeared, the machine told us the flight was closed at 7.00 am. Your staff told us that we had irrevocably missed the flight. Our two friends we were travelling with had gone ahead. So I sprinted to the security area to find them – but failed and had to come back out. Which I was allowed to do. Had I been a terrorist, I could have left a bomb in the mass of people in the security zone. Ryan Air ought to have 2 or 3 times the number of check-in desks to cope with such passenger numbers – or aren’t you aware of how many have to be processed to get on  your flights?

Last year we arrived 3.5 hours before take off and still had to run along corridors for hundreds of yards to get the plane. Do you enjoy pushing your paying customers to the brink of collapse?

In the event, our friends, Michael & Carol, are still stuck on the tarmac, at 10 am for a 7.30 am take-off. If you had a manager who can read and write at check-in, we could have been politely dealt with and easily caught the plane.

As it was  a v. short holiday, there isn’t time to re-route. And in any case we are exhausted by the needless hassle. Your operation  is a bloody shambles. There should be a giant sign over the check-in desks “If you haven’t paid baggage fees – you cannot check in here – Go to the baffling, stupid unmanned yellow machines” . There should be 5 or six people checking the queues for such mistakes. The check-in staff should be authorised to take money on the spot. Can we please have our money back! And will you pay for The Radisson! And for our car hire in Perugia and our prepaid hotel expenses in Gubbio.

Please send me Michael O’Leary’s private address, so we can call and vent our feelings.

Our next trip to our favourite Gubbio hotel will be via Florence – so Stansted and Perugia airports and Ryan Air will lose the business. Get your bloody act together ! Its not difficult to count the passengers and divide by the open desks. Its called long-division.

Noel & Pauline Hodson, Oxford



Friday, 3 June 2016

BHS - COMPLEX TRANSACTIONS

Where are off-planet companies taxable ?
BHS – Following up The Guardian’s 21 Oct 2005 report of the £1.2B tax-free dividend paid from Arcadia to Lady Tina Green in Monaco, enabled by a 7.5 year bank loan to the group, it would be sensible for HMRC to confirm that Lady Green didn’t & doesn’t spend more than 90 days a year in London – which would make her UK taxable; and to re-check the terms of the loan, to see if it and the loan repayments should be re-classified as a personal loan and so part of Sir Philip’s director’s salary – and taxed under PAYE. £600 million in tax would compensate for UK tax-payers paying the BHS pensions deficit.

Noel Hodson, Oxford, 3 JUN 16

The cash will be coming from a seven and a half year loan to Arcadia. "It is senior debt, not rinky-dinky funny money. It is plain vanilla, not chocolate or raspberry," said the tycoon, who also owns Bhs. "It is affordable and it is not over-aggressive. It leaves the business with plenty of opportunities to grow.



LAND REGISTRY SOLD TO HEDGE-FUND




UK Land Registry – Cayman Limited
A subsidiary of Zurich & Delaware Hedge Funds Inc.
(incorporated under Malaysian law)
C/O Price Waterhouse Coopers, London







26 June 2016.
Mr & Mrs Smith,
26 Acacia Avenue,
Wigglesworth, Staffs. UK


Registry Number UK356782HJ DED

Dear Sir and Madam,

We regret to inform you that our review of all UK title deeds proves a prior claim to your property by Osborne, Cameron, Javid, Evictions  Jersey  LLP, and we have accordingly re- registered 26 Acacia Avenue to this company.  The owners plan to redevelop the area and will be issuing you a Notice to Quit within 7 days.

Should you wish to query this change to the Register, you may write to PWC, London, by registered post, by 6pm 27th June 2016, who will re-examine the ownership documents for a fee of £10,000.

Alternatively you are entitled to launch a counterclaim against our agents in the Court of Bermuda, for which you will need to pay front end legal fees of £1 million.

Yours faithfully,

Imatotalbastard

UK Land Registry – Cayman Limited.


Thursday, 28 April 2016

TESLA & GREEN ENERGY

INVESTMENT CHOICES. Green or Dirty?

28 APRIL 2016  

Dear John,

Yes, electricity can all be green and soon will be, worldwide.

April 2016 - TESLA took 325,000 orders in  one week 
Electric cars use electricity, immediately improving street-level air - electricity which is capable of being entirely green. I've been following this for 10 years, for our Transport Internet project presentations. My current professional, considered advice to any who will listen, is that fossil fuels are rapidly on their way out for driving dynamos (still to be used for plastic, chemical and medical products, and many more such high-tech applications); and green power is replacing fossil and nuclear fuel. Only the British government and our oil /gas companies do not appear to see this happening world-wide.

The UK is giving its most precious natural assets, wind, wave and tidal power, to other nations, buying instead of building our own green energy plants. We are also relying on others for our dirty energy, such as the old fashioned French /Chinese nuclear plant at Hinkley Point. This is economic madness or blank bureaucratic stupidity. 

Even dirty fuel reliant nations such as China and India (wood, gas, nuclear, brown coal and oil) are moving rapidly to green energy, while protesting that they will continue to burn stuff, just as the West has for 300 years of industrial growth. But they can't breathe their air and the citizens are rebelling. ...And Green is Cheaper.

Germany has plans for a Sahara solar energy plant that will power the whole of Europe. A large example opened recently in Morocco:

South America is rapidly converting to renewables:

Iceland is currently laying a cable to the UK to sell us geothermal electricity.

The world's biggest coal company has just gone bust.

Major oil companies' sales are rapidly diminishing. Saudi Arabia is transforming from oil to other industries.

I think that the change from fossil fuels (and nuclear) to renewable energy is happening now - far faster than market analysts forecast or want to admit. If I were an investment adviser, which I am not, I would recommend selling fossil fuel shares and buying renewables. The world is going all-electric - the fossilised old industries are strongly resisting the change.

The industrial TTIP players are trying to introduce laws to stop countries updating their economies. I hope they fail now - but in any case they can't stand against the tide of innovation.
"Is democracy threatened if companies can sue countries ...
31 Mar 2015 - The British government claims TTIP could add £10bn to the UK ... Germany was sued using ISDS by the Swedish state-owned power company ..."

But I think TESLA (Elon Musk) is right; I think TESLA shares will soar; electric vehicles will immediately clean our street air, and the global electricity supply will quickly become green.

QED - Noel


-----Original Message-----
From: John N
Sent: 27 April, 2016 11:56 AM
To: Noel Hodson

Subject: RE: Armstrong Economics We are headed into a new ice age but when

Are electric cars green, or is the pollution just displaced to the power stations, most of globally which use fossil fuels and look set to do so for some decades?

John







Tuesday, 5 April 2016

PANAMA PAPERS - LEAK FROM TAX-HAVENS






























12 May 2016 - update:

The Panama Papers data search facility is working.
SEARCH HERE

Are you featured? Is your property registered offshore? (as is the UK tax offices portfolio).
Find old (rich) friends - and make new ones, in exotic locations.

If you happen across my lost offshore bank account holding $100 million - just forward the cash to me ...and I'll pay the tax and pay you a commission.

My first search took me to 3 unexpected routes to tax-havens - the financial district of Ekaterinburg, Russia, stuffed full of the Big 4 and many lesser tax-planners - Istanbul financial district - Consulco International Ltd, focused on Cyprus and Russian tax evaders, a firm similar to Mossack Fonseca - and Ras Al Khaimah in the UAE.

It's a great circle of international tax-free friends we should all join.

The only people who won't use this facility are in Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs HMRC, whose motto is "See no Evil - Forgive the Rich - Crucify the Poor".

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To; Rt Hon Andrew Smith MP, Oxford East, UK
15 April 2016.

Dear Andrew

Tax-Evasion.

Thank you for your continuing activity on this issue and for the copy letter from tax minister, David Gauke.

After many years discussion with experts, I now think that the UK government has a policy to not pursue wealthy persons – individuals and companies – who evade taxes. The tax-law system seems to be riddled with ex-tax-fraud-planners from big law and audit practices, embedded in key government roles. Sadly, I am forming the view that the UK tax system is deeply corrupt.

One of my greatest concerns is the government’s determination to sell the well run and profitable (£1M per annum) Land Registry to any buyer, including private offshore funds:
“UK is again offering to sell the state-owned Land Registry - to Advent International in Luxembourg (Private Eye). This will hide all the owners and dealings of UK properties and enable crooks to claim public common land behind a wall of even greater secrecy than today; or simply to steal our houses by re-registration. How can an ordinary (homeless) person sue a secretive international offshore Hedge Fund?

Perhaps David Gauke will comment on selling Land Registry to crooks; and on the pathetic 11 cases brought by HMRC against tax-haven evaders, out of more than 200,000  tax-haven, revealed and identified accounts. The villains have taken over and are asset-stripping austerity-Britain.

Best wishes    -   Noel

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13 April 2016.

The publication by the German newspaper, Süddeutsche Zeitung of 230,000 or more
files of secret tax-haven companies, leaked from global lawyers Mossack Fonseca, has caused a storm around the world. The leak amounts to 2 Terabytes of data - more than all previous controversial leaks added together. (Watch the video)

The team of journalists in Germany and other countries, have been working for nearly a year to convert the raw data into legible format and interrogate it for famous names. It is these famous names that the media has chosen to publish first; so we learn that President Putin has a musical friend, a cellist, who has suddenly and inexplicably been showered with hundreds of millions of dollars. Is it Putin's cash? And we learn that British PM, David Cameron's father ran a substantial offshore investment fund for 30 years, which has never paid a penny tax to Britain - which is not very politically correct, at a time when all Britons are mired and miserable deep in austerity - and told that the nation is bust. Dozens of trusted leaders have hidden millions and billions of their fellow citizens' money in the tax-havens. We are all deeply shocked, distressed and terribly excited. 

This cornucopia of wealth, obviously not needed by the "beneficial owners" (as opposed to the false owners hired to shield the loot from prying eyes), has been languishing in the world's 74 known and some unknown tax-havens and steadily increasing, since Thatcher and Reagan bestrode the globe - and gave license to all the mediocre parasites on earth to steal as much as they could and become gloriously "filthy rich"; without paying a penny of tax back to the source countries - where the wealth was generated. We - The People - are rightly curious to know how they've shipped the money offshore, past zealous keen eyed auditors and alert bankers - and how we are going to get it all back.

Russia has leapt to Putin's defense, saying there is nothing new in these scurrilous rumors and anyway he didn't do it. Britain has leapt to Cameron's defense, saying that his family finances are "A private matter" that we impertinent tax-paying peasants have no right to question. And anyway, his father died some years ago. The BBC repeat on the hour every hour, tales of tortured mistreated hunted heroic migrants who HAVE to hide their identities and last few pitiful belongings from wicked dictators and secret police - in, of course, well hidden and protected tax-haven companies in well heeled tropical paradises; whose transactions are, of course, "all completely legal" ...and nothing whatsoever to do with tax evasion, avoidance or minimization. Or about cheating the rest of the poor saps at home who do pay tax.

One of the main investigators is the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, ICIJ, who are shining bright light into dark corners - they rely on our donations to keep going. Give generously. Another is The Guardian newspaper. More on this later. 
  
This unravelling and analyses of 40 years of villains burying loot on remote treasure islands - will run and run. Watch this page.
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TAX-PLANNERS ALSO GO TO PRISON - Which bunk do you prefer Sir? Upper or lower?:
To John:

Yes - Private Eye has been pointing the finger at the Guardian Group for years. It is breathtaking hypocrisy. But real offshore tax-evasion is still a minority crime – for the bravest and boldest. The Panama Papers is the 3rd huge leak of names and accounts. Tax investigators will act, I think; even HMRC.

Blairmore Investment Trust (Dave’s dad) would only be illicit if management was in London – not overseas. They seem to have gone to great lengths to make that argument. In a tax court, under cross-examination -  I guess the false Trustees/ Directors /Managers would be quickly unmasked as fakes. But that is unlikely to happen.

This was my special area - back in the days of McVeigh Hodson Blackstone Franks. I still do a few cases. I was asked last week for an article on what happens to rogue tax-planning lawyers and accountants:

Noel
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9 April 2016. Taxing Times For Lawyers.


Here is my first draft. I haven’t investigated the Professional Indemnity Insurance issue as (1) very little is published about claims (2) claims can and do take years (3) each insurance policy will differ (4) I’ve already written 1,800 words.

Please say if this is the type of article you want, Do edit it. And do share it.

Best wishes  - Noel

Noel Hodson - Director
Tax Reconciliations, Oxford UK,
Tel +44 1865 (0)760994 Mobile 07713 681216
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7 April 2016. Tax-planners’ risks – text for Lawyers and Accountants.

The Panama Papers, 11.4 million pages, copied from about 200,000 client files of international company formation lawyers Mossack Fonseca , detailing their clients’ offshore companies real  beneficial owners, are being published globally.  The data was purchased by German newspaper  Suddeutsche Zeitung for $1.4 million (Bloomberg) . Among the previously anonymous clients are many well known figures from politics, business, sport and entertainment.  The global media (April 2016) are making it front page, headline news.  The UK Guardian newspaper is helping to analyse and is publishing the data.

The data, from 1977 to 2015, amounts to 2.6 terabytes, or 2.6 trillion bytes of digital information (2.6  followed by 11 zeros), which is equivalent to ten new 250GB laptops, completely full. It is an enormous amount of confidential data – far bigger than all previous leaks added together.

The clients will be both alarmed and annoyed.  Their homeland tax-collectors will check the clients’ tax returns against this information. Many are companies formed in Panama, where Mossack Fonseca are based, and registered in tax havens, including The British Virgin Isles, Cayman, Bermuda, Channel  Isles, London and many more of the 82 tax-havens.

The International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, ICIJ, calculate that Mossack Fonseca have formed about a quarter of the world’s tax-haven companies and Trusts. as “tax vehicles”; implying 920,000 globally. This is a low estimate of companies formed since 1977, but many have not traded, set-up for transactions which didn’t happen. One million is a fair guesstimate – between 82 tax-havens, implies only 12,000 active companies each. 

The assets held in tax-vehicles was estimated, in 2012, by Wall Street, McKinsey economist James Henry as $32 trillion, (80 million jobs for 10 years).  A 2007 OECD report said $21 trillion. Most of these assets, mostly cash, have been transferred tax-free from major OECD and emerging economies, via international banks.  Assets from OECD based companies are transferred by self-invoicing (not arms-length as required by law). Creating self-invoices is usually false-accounting – a criminal offence.

The total  Capital-Flight grows by $1 trillion per annum, which is 1/60th or 1.6% of the annual global gross domestic product GGDP. Some 98.4% of GGDP, of our world-work-value, remains in the source nations – the $1 trillion cash is the liquidity from GGDP; which explains austerity and quantitative easing to top up liquidity in wealthy regions. ( see Money Wars Slide 11).

Thus tax-evasion is damaging , and of interest to governments, but is a minority activity. Most executives, businesses, lawyers and accountants are not involved in this global crime. Beware of those who are – and Sup with a Long Spoon.  Clients might not tell you the truth.

Many top tax-planners have become so habituated since 1980 to their dark arts that they have lost sight of the criminality. Naive auditors and tax-compliance clerks observe high-flying senior partners advising on the creation of self-invoicing and assume “it is all perfectly legal”. It is not. In McVeigh Hodson Blackstone Franks tax dept (1970-80), the questions we asked were “…has anyone been advised to hide their identity?” and “…does this mean two sets of company books?”  Most tax-haven companies fail these tests; indicating criminal False Accounting, Fraud, Fraudulent Conspiracy, and Wire Fraud, which carry long prison sentences. 
THE TAXMAN COMETH – AVOIDING PRISON - A barrister interviewing a confident offshore, but London resident, client and his clever accountant, cautioned them with “You won’t feel so bullish when you are clutching the bar at the Old Bailey” adding “…which prison bunk do you prefer Sir – upper or lower?”

Advisors should focus on the homeland or source nations’ laws – the tax-haven’s national laws are irrelevant. It is not the tax-havens that are losing capital and tax revenues. The majority of experts who insist that “it is of course completely legal” often recite the laws of Jersey or Liechtenstein or Andorra or Malta or Delaware or Luxembourg etc. It is the laws of your client’s country of residence which apply – that is where the assets and profits are generated and is the region which imposes penalties.

The UK tax-collectors HMRC are usually satisfied to collect the tax, compound interest and penalties (usually being 100% of the hidden assets); the UK only takes criminal proceedings where the client is a persistent, repeat tax-evader. HMRC hardly ever act against advisors – even those who have written false invoices. Famous cases include champion jockey Lester Piggot, comedian Ken Dodd, Disc Jockey Chris Moyles and 450 others, but in the past decade HMRC have only brought 11 (eleven) cases against more than 100,000 UK sourced tax-haven companies, citing lack of resources.  This has given planners a false-sense of immunity; but HMRC can re-open assessments for past years – and issue protective assessments (in essence saying “you prove it is tax-paid”).

The IRS in America is far less polite and more immediate. There is a current case (Apr 2016) against a retired tax-court judge - Kroupa. The IRS publish lists of cases, presumably to discourage others.

I SAY AVOIDANCE - YOU SAY EVASION  In this US case, a firm of Chicago lawyers, Jenkens & Gilchrist, advised 931 clients on a tax-avoidance scheme that the court found to be tax-evasion and criminal. On a conspiracy charge the lawyers got up to 8 years prison and $190 million in fines. Presumably the clients all faced back-duty tax cases which usually take 100% of the “sheltered” money.

DAVID MILLS - ITALY  The Italian courts take decades to process a tax cases and rarely recover any assets. The defendants might die of old age before judgement is made. But, exceptionally in the Berlusconi and Parmalat case the Italians arrested UK lawyer David Mills who was charged with money-laundering and tax fraud and sentenced to jail. He later successfully appealed and remarried his wife, UK Minister Tessa Jowell. But few lawyers are that well connected. In the process Mills confessed to HMRC of evading tax on $600,000 paid by Berlusconi via a web of tax-haven companies. Presumably even HMRC have now taxed the $600K – or have they?

Grant Thornton, UK, the auditors of Parmalat, the alleged source of the laundered money, were sacked and sued by Parmalat investors. The case re-surfaced in June 2014 in the US, again putting the auditors at risk of jail and very large fines.

SPAIN – ROYAL DUES Princess Cristina of Spain has not been charged with embezzlement, but her husband has. The Princess (Infanta) is charged with tax-evasion on her income from the embezzled funds.  She faces an 8 year sentence. The case is proceeding (April 2016).

USA - ENRON and Arthur Andersen  (now Accenture) - The largest corporate collapse to date. The auditors were banned. This case had all the “complex” signals of tax-evasion. At the time, October 2001, Arthur Andersen was the world’s largest auditor and tax-planner.

It is probable that they contrived then audited the maze of on-shore and offshore “vehicles” for tax-evasion purposes, which were also used by the internal accountants and directors to steal  $40 to $60 billon dollars.

“All told, sixteen people pleaded guilty for crimes committed at the company, and five others, including four former Merrill Lynch employees, were found guilty. Eight former Enron executives testified—the main witness being Fastow—against Lay and Skilling, his former bosses.[127] Another was Kenneth Rice, the former chief of Enron Corp.'s high-speed Internet unit, who cooperated and whose testimony helped convict Skilling and Lay. In June 2007, he received a 27-month sentence.[145]
Michael W. Krautz, a former Enron accountant, was among the accused who was acquitted[146] of charges related to the scandal. Represented by Barry Pollack,[147]Krautz was acquitted of federal criminal fraud charges after a month-long jury trial.”
Exactly one year after Enron began its free fall into bankruptcy, auditor Arthur Andersen LLP received today the maximum sentence of five years probation and a $500,000 fine for altering evidence of its work with the disgraced energy giant.
U.S. District Judge Melinda Harmon sided with prosecutors and the Securities and Exchange Commission, who wanted her to make an example of the firm.
 Germany – Tax Evasion  – “ Attorneys or C.P.A.s may be accused by the C.I.D. (“Steuerfahndung”) of having colluded with the accused taxpayer thereby disqualifying them from further defending their clients“  USA based advice. This implies that advisors will be criminalised alongside clients.

Mr Becker had admitted making a mistake and has paid 3m euros in back taxes and interest. "Putting Becker in jail would be senseless and unfathomable," his defence lawyer Klaus Volk had argued. But the prosecution said Mr Becker had waited too long to make his confession. 
A German court convicted Bayern Munich president Uli Hoeness of tax evasion on Thursday and sentenced the man who turned the football club into one of the world's most successful sports dynasties to 3.5 years in jail.
Some 55,000 tax evaders have turned themselves in over the last four years and paid a total of about 3.5 billion euros in back taxes, according to the taxpayers association. The number of voluntary disclosures rose four-fold in 2013 from 2012.

Aug 2011 German tax dodgers with money hidden in Swiss banks can sleep easy tonight. For the German government this week initialled a beggar-thy-neighbour deal that undermines years of diplomatic work to penetrate Switzerland's globally corrosive banking secrecy. The agreement, which is due to be signed by both governments over the next few weeks, sees Germany accepting a paltry $2.8bn upfront from the Swiss banks said to hold some $276bn of Germans' undeclared wealth.

NO HIDING PLACE - The Panama Papers, of 200,000+ clients, leading to many well known tax-havens where many famous and infamous people and companies are hiding tax-free assets, will oblige even the most reluctant governments to act and introduce tax-justice. Few OECD regions, apart from the USA, jail accountants, lawyers, bankers and tax-planners alongside clients who they have advised, enabled and assisted to evade tax. But, this latest, largest “leak” which again indicates and confirms the vast amount of global hidden and frozen assets, when many OECD governments are imposing austerity, pleading poverty and borrowing heavily from The International Free Markets, will, I think, at last tip the political balance and trigger tens of thousands of tax investigations, under existing laws, reaching back to assets hidden since 1977 and coming forward to 2016.

I consider it highly likely that the spy agencies of OECD countries have already obtained all past and present data from all tax-haven accounts and transactions. 

For repatriation purposes, as in America, and Italy, other regions will probably also arrest the most persistent tax-evasion advisors.

GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT - The most efficient way to proceed, as happened with the Cyprus tax-bank accounts in 2013, is for governments to confiscate the tax-haven assets of their resident citizens (USA taxes its citizens wherever they reside) and oblige beneficial owners to demonstrate the offshore assets are tax-paid. Nations that are slow to act will find some or all of the tax-haven assets which ought to be repatriated to their country, taken by faster acting and more determined legislations.

Noel Hodson, Tax Reconciliations, Oxford. 7 Apr 2016.

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THE UK MEDIA REPORT THAT ONLY RUSSIA & CHINA USE TAX HAVENS. 
WHAT BULLSHIT.
5 Apr 2016.

Lee,

THE UK MEDIA COVER-UP OF THE PANAMA PAPERS.

Well said (below). Spot on. But I think the ICIJ are a genuine force for good.

As you say, China and Russia are bit players in offshore skulduggery. Most of our VIPs have illicit offshore accounts, “Which,” as the BBC parrots 20 times a day, “is of course all completely legal”  unless you live in the UK/USA/OECD and pretend the offshore assets are controlled by offshore false-directors /trustees  who generate false invoices (self-invoicing) to reduce your UK income – in which case you are guilty of fraudulent conspiracy /wire fraud – which jailed Al Capone and others for a long time. Where is the UK's bold champion of the people, Jeremy Corbyn, when you need him?

As an aging tax-advisor, I wrote to a few surviving lawyer colleagues:

“4 April 2016 - The International Consortium of Investigative Journalists ICIJ spilt the beans. Who copied all Mossack Fonseca’s 230,000 client files is a mystery. They will name someone, a hapless soul in Panama, but my guess is that all such data is being mined by GCHQ, MI5 CIA Homeland Security etc – who might be spying on their computers – to get the grounds to recover about $16 trillion for the US Treasury (and $3T for us). That’s a lorra lorra loot – even for America. $16,000,000,000,000 (12 noughts) – it would pay off all their government deficits.

Interesting Times  - Noel”
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…And …..Subject: Interesting taxing times - Sup with a long spoon.

Hi - with your lawyer's hat on:

The most cited total of offshore tax-haven assets is $32 trillion, calculated by McKinsey Wall St. economist James Henry http://cogentbenger.com/canadiantaxdodge/interviews/james-henry/
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My estimate of how much of the $32T is from the UK economy is $3 trillion (about 8 million jobs for 10 years). From accountancy and auditing experience I guess that 99% of it has been transferred from OECD economies using (illicit) self-invoicing, however "complex" and tortuous the route. The devil is as ever in the detail and it is in these transactions, claiming tax-deductibility in the source nations, that fraudulent conspiracy has occurred (in America also "wire fraud"). The offshore total is calculated by OECD Paris to be growing by $1 trillion a year - which is approx the entire annual surplus liquidity from all mankind's work - the global GDP. http://www.noelhodson.com/Money-Wars-2012-V5SHORT.pdf

I have long thought that the hidden amounts are so large and are mostly criminal acts that major governments would set out to recover the assets.

People at most risk of jail are officers and advisors who have signed Balance Sheets and Tax Return Declarations in the OECD nations, or who have paid dummy officers to sign for them ("a director by whatever name called"), and the corporate treasurers who have authorised or personally effected the transborder transfers of assets - without full disclosure.

The Mossack Fonseca stolen or leaked records date from 1977. From which date the Beneficial Owners' income on the assets will not have been declared. Far too late now to put up a credible "I didn't know" or "the dog ate my homework, Patent Box and tax-returns" defence. It is said that the 11.3M pages are 2/3rds of Mossack's records - so there is more (3.5M papers) to come - and the ICIJ say that Mossack is the 4th largest of such offshore enablers - so the other 3 big-firms amount to another 45M documents - across all 72 tax-havens.

Advising "how to move back on-shore" with a clean bill of health, I caution clients to assume that the ICIJ and other investigators (and thus local tax-collectors) also hold leaked records from the Big-4 accountants (e.g. PWC LuxLeaks) - and from banks (e.g. HSBC Zurich etc). The past 10 years' leaks attest to this supposition. Early tax settlement is vital to minimise costs.

A crumb of comfort for clients who paid for "the best of" advice "which is of course all completely legal" (bullshit), in writing, from the Big4 or major law firms, is that the clients might be successful in suing the advisors for faulty tax-panning; in turn the tax-planners will recover the costs from Lloyds of London under their PI policies. Self-invoicing has never been legal in OECD tax-law, however cunningly disguised.

Interesting times.

Noel



Noel Hodson - Director
Tax Reconciliations, Oxford UK,
From Tax-Havens to Safe Havens
Tel +44 1865 (0)760994 Mobile 07713 681216







From: Lee Chadwick [mailto:leechadwick99@btinternet.com

Sent: 4 April, 2016 11:18 PM



Subject: Whoever leaked the Mossack Fonseca papers

Corporate Media Gatekeepers Protect Western 1% From Panama Leak  - By Craig Murray 410  

Whoever leaked the Mossack Fonseca papers appears motivated by a genuine desire to expose the system that enables the ultra wealthy to hide their massive stashes, often corruptly obtained and all involved in tax avoidance. These Panamanian lawyers hide the wealth of a significant proportion of the 1%, and the massive leak of their documents ought to be a wonderful thing.
Unfortunately the leaker has made the dreadful mistake of turning to the western corporate media to publicise the results. In consequence the first major story, published today by the Guardian, is all about Vladimir Putin and a cellist on the fiddle. As it happens I believe the story and have no doubt Putin is bent.
But why focus on Russia? Russian wealth is only a tiny minority of the money hidden away with the aid of Mossack Fonseca. In fact, it soon becomes obvious that the selective reporting is going to stink.
The Suddeutsche Zeitung, which received the leak, gives a detailed explanation of the methodology the corporate media used to search the files. The main search they have done is for names associated with breaking UN sanctions regimes. The Guardian reports this too and helpfully lists those countries as Zimbabwe, North Korea, Russia and Syria. The filtering of this Mossack Fonseca information by the corporate media follows a direct western governmental agenda. There is no mention at all of use of Mossack Fonseca by massive western corporations or western billionaires – the main customers. And the Guardian is quick to reassure that “much of the leaked material will remain private.”
What do you expect? The leak is being managed by the grandly but laughably named “International Consortium of Investigative Journalists”, which is funded and organised entirely by the USA’s Center for Public Integrity. Their funders include
Ford Foundation
Carnegie Endowment
Rockefeller Family Fund
W K Kellogg Foundation
Open Society Foundation (Soros)
among many others. Do not expect a genuine expose of western capitalism. The dirty secrets of western corporations will remain unpublished.
Expect hits at Russia, Iran and Syria and some tiny “balancing” western country like Iceland. A superannuated UK peer or two will be sacrificed – someone already with dementia.
The corporate media – the Guardian and BBC in the UK – have exclusive access to the database which you and I cannot see. They are protecting themselves from even seeing western corporations’ sensitive information by only looking at those documents which are brought up by specific searches such as UN sanctions busters. Never forget the Guardian smashed its copies of the Snowden files on the instruction of MI6.
What if they did Mossack Fonseca database searches on the owners of all the corporate media and their companies, and all the editors and senior corporate media journalists? What if they did Mossack Fonseca searches on all the most senior people at the BBC? What if they did Mossack Fonseca searches on every donor to the Center for Public Integrity and their companies?
What if they did Mossack Fonseca searches on every listed company in the western stock exchanges, and on every western millionaire they could trace?
That would be much more interesting. I know Russia and China are corrupt, you don’t have to tell me that. What if you look at things that we might, here in the west, be able to rise up and do something about?

And what if you corporate lapdogs let the people see the actual data?

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