PURITANISM: The haunting suspicion that somebody, somewhere is enjoying themselves.
April 2019 - Britain from the end of April will at last cleanse, protect and cure its citizens from the curse of Portnoy's Complaint and rescue them from the mortal Sin of Onan. The Internet will be purified. Souls will be saved! All of heaven rejoices.
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Early Protestant views[edit]
Making reference to Onan's offense to identify masturbation as sinful, in his Commentary on Genesis, John Calvin wrote that "the voluntary spilling of semen outside of intercourse between a man and a woman is a monstrous thing. Deliberately to withdraw from coitus in order that semen may fall on the ground is double monstrous."[13][14] Methodism founder John Wesley, according to Bryan C. Hodge, "believed that any waste of the semen in an unproductive sexual act, whether that should be in the form of masturbation or coitus interruptus, as in the case of Onan, destroyed the souls of the individuals who practice it".[15] He writes his Thoughts on the Sin of Onan (1767),
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METRO - Porn sites ‘will all require proof of age from April 2019’ – here’s how it’ll work Rob Waugh Wednesday 19 Dec 2018.
Masturbation is about to get a lot more complicated from April next year – with porn sites requiring proof of age before anyone can see adult content (including free sites). Rules for how the ban on under-18s will work were quietly passed by the House of Commons on Monday this week – and are expected to be in place by April. From that date, anyone who visits a porn site from a British IP address will be asked for ‘proof’ they are 18, provided either from ID such as driving licences or from age verification cards bought in shops.
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As part of our promotion of the Internet for teleworking, from 1992 I kept track of Internet use. These statistics included, of course for "Research-Purposes-Only" the largest survey (18,000) of British sexual fantasies, by Dr Brett Khar, Tavistock Clinic, London:
Lots of Sex Please – We’re British – 13 Feb 07
British Sex on the Net – Time Magazine – 12 June 06
These statistics support the findings in Brett Kahr’s report.
Pornography on the Net – 17th May 05
TIME MAGAZINE 12th June 2006 published more of their enigmatic stats:
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9
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million British men downloaded pornography from the Internet,
last year.
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1.4
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million British women -ditto-
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Our assumptions
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Population of the
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60,000,000
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Lifespan
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72
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years
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so born PER YEAR
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833,333
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50% are male and 50% female
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50%
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50%
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Men who downloaded images in 2005
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9,000,000
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1,400,000
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Women who downloaded
images in 2005
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Males born per year
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416,667
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416,667
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Females born per year
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AGE
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AGE
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Interested in sex
with access to Internet from
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14
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14
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Interested in sex
with access to Internet from
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to
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80
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54
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to
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years
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66
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40
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years
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Adult sexual males
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27,500,000
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16,666,667
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Adult sexual females
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Males with private/home
access to the internet?
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33%
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20%
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Women with private/home
access to the internet?
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Men with private access
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9,075,000
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3,333,333
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Women with private access
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Use pornography
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100%
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42%
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Use pornography
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To cut a long story and too many statistics short; by 2006 we found that 100% of men and 42% of women who had home-computers or cell phones accessed pornography sites. The UK adult population was mired in sinful, lustful, self-abusing, abominable practices. These addictions were (and are) very probably sapping the nation's moral strength, its physical and mental health (deafness, blindness, rickets, insanity, boils and pestilence) and reducing the UK's annual Gross Domestic Product. That was 13 years ago. Imagine the numbers today. Little wonder that the British Empire has crumbled and fallen into the scalding pit of hellfire "Where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth".
But - Now comes redemption for all Brits. Under the noble mantle of Protecting-Children-From-Sin and from eating of the fruits of the Tree of Knowledge, as forbidden by God (knowledge of sex), those who know best what is good for us - the men with beards, tall hats and thorny staffs and the women with bad teeth, open-toed sandals and black shawls - and all Victorian doctors - have cut off, at a stroke, the largest source of visual debauchery. Britain is saved!
Twelve to eighteen million self-abusing voyeurs, peeping Toms, will either have to never peep again, revert to Playboy Magazine, sleep under CCTV cameras with their arms and hands outside the blankets (as was the rule in Russian Gulags) OR be Internet registered and identified on THE PUBLIC LISTS OF SHAME AND INFAMY - and so be ruined and shunned by all decent society.
All copies of Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley's Lover and The naughty bits from the Bible are to be burned on public bonfires. The National Gallery will relocate all fleshy paintings to a cellar, with admittance only to identified lechers, who will be monitored and photographed for the public records.
The wholly secret PUBLIC LISTS will be maintained by the pornography businesses, - who promise not to advertise to, blackmail or abuse anybody and to only copy the lists to central and local governments, GCHQ, Russia, Korea & China, Wikileaks, The WI, all schools, libraries, police forces, post-offices and parking-wardens.
The rush to publicly register as an habitual porno-masturbate-r is accelerating - so hurry to get your name, address, age, driving licence and email address onto the list.
Will it work - like bans on prostitution since 5,000 BC? Or will it spawn a global new industry, a new Dark-Net, of hidden identities on the Internet?
Or will it herald a revival of the top-shelf magazine printing industry and Murdoch's Page 3 in The Sun? TIME will tell.
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