ULTRA-THIN INC.™
You
have always wanted to be slim. Now your dream can come true, in one easy slenderising procedure
that lasts a lifetime.
Put
yourself in the hands of our highly skilled, highly paid surgeons for just 48
hours:- AND NEVER EAT AGAIN.
“One
can never be too rich or too thin, Darling.”
Our painless
permanent procedure relieves you of your duodenum, lower stomach, bowels and
100 feet of fatty belly tubes – for good! You save $10,000 a year on food,
2,000 hours of cooking & consuming
food & drink, and save 300 toilet hours.
All
this for just $120,000
(or
on our friendly easy terms of $2,000 a month – Optional extra: Choice of Skin Colouring).
Thereafter
– ever-after, our self-administered Super-Energy daily injection fuels your
Super-Lite new body, without waste or waist – for just $20 a day.
Live
longer, cleaner, lighter, fitter, no smells, no waste.
Replace your kitchen with a shower-clean room or
gymnasium. No more cooking.
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